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Don't do that, you'll embarass Irvine!
PSATs and Irvine Invitational Field Tournament yesterday. Mucho divertido. Not really. Well. Some of it was, but you know, work. PSATs? Failed the english part. I suck at the "what's wrong with this sentence?" part. Math was way easy for me. I left only two blank, and i was okay with that. Not a National Merit Scholarship kind of good, but i think i did okay. If i improve my scores from last year, that's enough for me.
IIFT. The biggest band event besides the Jazz festival held in May. I've got a bad rep at IIFT or something haha. Always something i end up doing wrong, that Natalie's mom Cindy always has to tell me, "Watch your behavior, you'll embarass Irvine! If you embarass Irvine, you'll embarass Mr. A!" Shut the fuck up and die lady. Let me be a kid thank you very much, just because your daughter is in band doesn't mean you have authority over every other kid in band, and besides, even if you did, i'm not a part of band anyway, so shove it where the sun don't shine.
Wrapped caution tape around my crotch, and put a no smoking sign on my chest. Elaine dubbed me Cautionman. [Variation on Cautionman coming to Harvard Square October 31st]. We wrote "Flammable" and "You know you want this" with an arrow pointing to my crotch. All in good fun. Good, teenage, regular, dumb as shit, who the fuck cares, fun. It was funny, hilarious. But you know. Hardcore band moms have to screw up your fun because, oh dear! that's not appropriate! you'll embarass Irvine! We don't want Woodbridge to see.
No. No, we don't want Woodbridge to see. We don't want woodbridge to see a kid having fun setting up a band tournament, not caring what anyone else thinks. We don't want Woodbridge to think that Irvine kids are insane, no morals, loose, fucked up kids. Oh no, we would never want Woodbridge kids to see that kind of behavior from an Irvine student. Because, of course, no Woodbridge student would ever, EVER put inappropriate text in anyform on their shirts or body. Woodbridge students are all role model students. They don't participate in inappropriate actions.
My ass.
Woodbridge kids would do the same fucking thing if they had the chance. We're teenagers, get over it. We like to have fun, and yes, sometimes fun is vulgar. But we're not hurting anybody. We're laughing, and having fun, and making fun of our own words. Don't get all offended because i wrote "you know you want this" on my crotch. Shit your pants or whatever, but it's not something to flail your arms and send a red alert about. Yea, i know what it means. It's implying you want to get in my pants and fuck me senseless, what's your point? Wouldn't that just make people think i'm either an A.) dumb ass teenager or B.) fucked up whore? Is that hurting you? Is that hurting your kid? Is that ruining anyone else's reputation but mine? Get over it. It's not like i wrote MY NAME IS JAYNE QUAN AND I'M WITH IRVINE HIGH SCHOOL AND I LIKE TO GRAFFITI YOUR CARS AND STRIP NUDE AND STREAK THROUGH FIELD TOURNAMENTS on my chest. Now see, that would embarass Irvine. That's something to bitch about. That's something to advise me not to do. But i didn't write that. So go fuck yourself.
I'm not your kid, i'm not embarassing you. It's small, and it suggests things that are hilarious in the most inappropriate manner. Lady, don't fucking tell me what to do. You are not my fucking mother. And even if you were, and even if you said that, i would be like, lol whatever mom i'm having fun. Get over it. It's not offensive, and i'm not your kid, i'm not hurting anybody or creating a riot, there's no need to shit your pants about something a dumb kid wrote on her crotch bitch.
But yea. I took it off. Because if i left it on they'd tell A. And A would have to agree. Because everyone is so scared about ruining their school's reputation. Um. Hi? Sex offender at Irvine High School. How am i embarassing Irvine? By writing subliminal messages on my crotch? Kiss my ass. But it's cool. I hope Mrs. Michel thought i wrote it, lol. If they knew Elaine wrote it they'd be sorely disappointed. But I'm Jayne, and all my hard work and volunteering and running across football fields in front of a stadium filled with band geeks makes them forget that i'm an eccentric, vulgar, dumbass, teenage idiot.
And yea, so what if i did embarass myself? At least i got stories to tell. You're just a hardass who never did anything in high school so you're bitter now. Lady, when i grow up, i want stories to tell and to make people laugh. I want to tell my kids that i was daring and vulgar and i did shit that no one else did. When i grow up i'll have a job and go to bars and laugh and hang out with friends i'll have known for 8 years and laugh about the stupid shit we did back in 2006 with some caution tape and a sharpie. When i grow up i want to look back at the good 'ol days and laugh myself to tears because i was so dumb back then and we all thought we were entirely witty, and that every thing we did was something new and daring. When i grow up, all the embarrassing shit i did we be great stories to tell. And the embarrassment now won't be there eight years from tomorrow.
Besides being scolded at by some hardcore band moms, IIFT was pretty cool. Came back at around six. Call time was about 7 so i helped out like i normally do. Went with pit for a while, got to practice conducting. I want to audition for Drum Major. When the show started i had to bring the ladder to the back field. Haha, Elaine and Maggie said i looked like a loser. After the show Mr. V thanked me and said that he really wanted me to go to Hawaii with the band. I hope i can get a job.
Today we went to the Block. My mom got me two new pairs of jeans and some new shoes. She spent a hundred dollars on me and i felt really really bad. But she said she didn't really mind because the only times i ask for new jeans or new shoes are when i actually really need it. And i haven't gotten new shoes in a while [except for like one pair] and i wear my shoes all the time so she said it was okay. Still, i feel bad. My sister always gets new clothes and stuff, but this time i got new clothes and she didn't and i felt bad, cuz i guess kayla's been dying for some new jeans or something.
At this Goofy Vs. Regular skate thing we went to today, Etnies had a booth where they took puctures of everyone with polaroids. They had a huge box of unopened polaroid cases behind their booth and i wanted to steal them haha. I need more film! I've become frugal with my last 40 or so shots. Oh. I also got a shirt. It says, "My Girlfriend likes it Regular". Hilarious shit. And it works because i'm gay and i ride regular lololololol. Too bad i don't have a girlfriend.
PSATs and Irvine Invitational Field Tournament yesterday. Mucho divertido. Not really. Well. Some of it was, but you know, work. PSATs? Failed the english part. I suck at the "what's wrong with this sentence?" part. Math was way easy for me. I left only two blank, and i was okay with that. Not a National Merit Scholarship kind of good, but i think i did okay. If i improve my scores from last year, that's enough for me.
IIFT. The biggest band event besides the Jazz festival held in May. I've got a bad rep at IIFT or something haha. Always something i end up doing wrong, that Natalie's mom Cindy always has to tell me, "Watch your behavior, you'll embarass Irvine! If you embarass Irvine, you'll embarass Mr. A!" Shut the fuck up and die lady. Let me be a kid thank you very much, just because your daughter is in band doesn't mean you have authority over every other kid in band, and besides, even if you did, i'm not a part of band anyway, so shove it where the sun don't shine.
Wrapped caution tape around my crotch, and put a no smoking sign on my chest. Elaine dubbed me Cautionman. [Variation on Cautionman coming to Harvard Square October 31st]. We wrote "Flammable" and "You know you want this" with an arrow pointing to my crotch. All in good fun. Good, teenage, regular, dumb as shit, who the fuck cares, fun. It was funny, hilarious. But you know. Hardcore band moms have to screw up your fun because, oh dear! that's not appropriate! you'll embarass Irvine! We don't want Woodbridge to see.
No. No, we don't want Woodbridge to see. We don't want woodbridge to see a kid having fun setting up a band tournament, not caring what anyone else thinks. We don't want Woodbridge to think that Irvine kids are insane, no morals, loose, fucked up kids. Oh no, we would never want Woodbridge kids to see that kind of behavior from an Irvine student. Because, of course, no Woodbridge student would ever, EVER put inappropriate text in anyform on their shirts or body. Woodbridge students are all role model students. They don't participate in inappropriate actions.
My ass.
Woodbridge kids would do the same fucking thing if they had the chance. We're teenagers, get over it. We like to have fun, and yes, sometimes fun is vulgar. But we're not hurting anybody. We're laughing, and having fun, and making fun of our own words. Don't get all offended because i wrote "you know you want this" on my crotch. Shit your pants or whatever, but it's not something to flail your arms and send a red alert about. Yea, i know what it means. It's implying you want to get in my pants and fuck me senseless, what's your point? Wouldn't that just make people think i'm either an A.) dumb ass teenager or B.) fucked up whore? Is that hurting you? Is that hurting your kid? Is that ruining anyone else's reputation but mine? Get over it. It's not like i wrote MY NAME IS JAYNE QUAN AND I'M WITH IRVINE HIGH SCHOOL AND I LIKE TO GRAFFITI YOUR CARS AND STRIP NUDE AND STREAK THROUGH FIELD TOURNAMENTS on my chest. Now see, that would embarass Irvine. That's something to bitch about. That's something to advise me not to do. But i didn't write that. So go fuck yourself.
I'm not your kid, i'm not embarassing you. It's small, and it suggests things that are hilarious in the most inappropriate manner. Lady, don't fucking tell me what to do. You are not my fucking mother. And even if you were, and even if you said that, i would be like, lol whatever mom i'm having fun. Get over it. It's not offensive, and i'm not your kid, i'm not hurting anybody or creating a riot, there's no need to shit your pants about something a dumb kid wrote on her crotch bitch.
But yea. I took it off. Because if i left it on they'd tell A. And A would have to agree. Because everyone is so scared about ruining their school's reputation. Um. Hi? Sex offender at Irvine High School. How am i embarassing Irvine? By writing subliminal messages on my crotch? Kiss my ass. But it's cool. I hope Mrs. Michel thought i wrote it, lol. If they knew Elaine wrote it they'd be sorely disappointed. But I'm Jayne, and all my hard work and volunteering and running across football fields in front of a stadium filled with band geeks makes them forget that i'm an eccentric, vulgar, dumbass, teenage idiot.
And yea, so what if i did embarass myself? At least i got stories to tell. You're just a hardass who never did anything in high school so you're bitter now. Lady, when i grow up, i want stories to tell and to make people laugh. I want to tell my kids that i was daring and vulgar and i did shit that no one else did. When i grow up i'll have a job and go to bars and laugh and hang out with friends i'll have known for 8 years and laugh about the stupid shit we did back in 2006 with some caution tape and a sharpie. When i grow up i want to look back at the good 'ol days and laugh myself to tears because i was so dumb back then and we all thought we were entirely witty, and that every thing we did was something new and daring. When i grow up, all the embarrassing shit i did we be great stories to tell. And the embarrassment now won't be there eight years from tomorrow.
Besides being scolded at by some hardcore band moms, IIFT was pretty cool. Came back at around six. Call time was about 7 so i helped out like i normally do. Went with pit for a while, got to practice conducting. I want to audition for Drum Major. When the show started i had to bring the ladder to the back field. Haha, Elaine and Maggie said i looked like a loser. After the show Mr. V thanked me and said that he really wanted me to go to Hawaii with the band. I hope i can get a job.
Today we went to the Block. My mom got me two new pairs of jeans and some new shoes. She spent a hundred dollars on me and i felt really really bad. But she said she didn't really mind because the only times i ask for new jeans or new shoes are when i actually really need it. And i haven't gotten new shoes in a while [except for like one pair] and i wear my shoes all the time so she said it was okay. Still, i feel bad. My sister always gets new clothes and stuff, but this time i got new clothes and she didn't and i felt bad, cuz i guess kayla's been dying for some new jeans or something.
At this Goofy Vs. Regular skate thing we went to today, Etnies had a booth where they took puctures of everyone with polaroids. They had a huge box of unopened polaroid cases behind their booth and i wanted to steal them haha. I need more film! I've become frugal with my last 40 or so shots. Oh. I also got a shirt. It says, "My Girlfriend likes it Regular". Hilarious shit. And it works because i'm gay and i ride regular lololololol. Too bad i don't have a girlfriend.