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Wal, whee doggie! We gots us in a few boxes of wine in th' mail today! Fry mah hide! Thet is mah favo'ite alchyhol evah! It is so elegant t'git wine in th' mail! Don'tchee think?
Ah sar some dang fool out on th' paved road screamin' into a piller t'other day! Ah axed him whut he was a-doin' an' he scooted off wif a kitchen knife an' ah didn't see him nary mo'e! ah guess he was goin' t'go play Hide an' Go Kill Hisse'f!
Ennyway, ah's about t'piss mah britches so ah's a-gonna git off this hyar har intrynet an' see yo' varmints later! Fry mah hide!