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Wal, whee doggy on a sweet old biscuit stick! We has danggone made it through th' Noo Year! Did y'all see Jay Leno? Ah reckon it was thet! They used Amah May's pitcher on thar! Fry mah hide!! Fry mah hide!! Fry mah hide! Carrot Top was on an' he used Amah May's pitcher on a doremat! Ah doesn't knows whar he got it, but dangnabbit, we is gonna git some money fo' thet shit! Y'all sh'd haf see it! We was so plum mad, ah didn't knows whut t'do! Wal, a lot of thin's haf come an' gone... we've had a fairly fine year... last year was better, we gots t'say. Thet dagnamed Bush doesn't knows whut th' hell he is doin'... Clinton was a better president even eff'n he was a fiddlin' wif his zipper all th' live long day! Wal, ah guess ah gots t'git off this hyar har thin' an' start he'pin' clean up af'er this hyar har party we's had! Y'all haf a safe Noo Years an' doesn't blow up a fireycraker in yo'e's eye!