May 04, 2008 23:25
"Revenge is a dish best served cold"
I often wonder who gets to say that line. In what Circumstance. Guy's back in the day? With their pinstripe suits, felt tip pens and Vodka Martini'?
After careful consideration, i've decided the only appropriate time to use that line, is when you're standing over somebody that you've just beaten in a spur of the moment knife fight for the sake of someones honor, and you're pissing on them.
Picture it in your mind. Go ahead.
Just....*feels* right, doesn't it?
If I could take all the time I spent Not sleeping. The Time I spent scrawling over bullshit on the internet. Pouring over page after page of people who seem to be living their "lives to the fullest" even though they're constantly complaining on how unhappy they are. The time I spend over Examining stuff out of boredom...
If i Could take all that. Find out a way to harness it as a Re-use able Energy source. That could not only power cities, but fuel our cars as well. Then we could bring the troops home.
The above statement, will be the opening paragraph in my run for the Presidency speech. 2018.
I'll be 32, which should fully be old enough to Run a Successful country.
Yes we'll probably be in Iraq still.
The American Dollar will be worth less than the Mexican Paco. Which is a fucking greek tragedy, but, probably going to happen none the less.
man. Warm milk doesn't help you go to sleep.
warm milk sucks. It pisses you off because You know that warm milk sucks. Yet just wasted the last of your milk because you're convinced that maybe *This* time, it'll work.
Go to bed.