the_goddess: Southern has a degree in Radio, Television, and Film with Film emphasis if you are interested
morphine300mg: Kewl.
morphine300mg: I would love to direct.
morphine300mg: I wanna be just like Tim Burton...... except I REALLY don't wanna date Helena Bonham-Carter.
the_goddess: Good. Thank you for that.
the_goddess: But, should you ever cast her in anyting....MAKE HER BRUSH HER FUCKING HAIR
morphine300mg: :-)
the_goddess: And we'd really rather not have to see her.
the_goddess: In fact, don't cast her.
the_goddess: Everytime I hear her voice I make a run for the hairbrush and compulsively brush my hair.
morphine300mg: No prob, but can I stil cast Johnny Depp?
the_goddess: Of course.
morphine300mg: Excellent.
the_goddess: He makes messy hair sexy.
morphine300mg: Yes he does.
the_goddess: She just makes messy hair...well....messy
morphine300mg: Hehe.
morphine300mg: She even had messy hair in Corpse Bride!
morphine300mg: It had like leaves and shit in it.
the_goddess: You speak the truth
the_goddess: We should start an activist group. People for the support of brushing Helena Bohnam Carter's hair.
morphine300mg: HAHAHA!
morphine300mg: Totally.
the_goddess: Instead of throwing wet paint on her fur coat we can tackle her outside her home with hairbrushes
morphine300mg: I'm all for it.
Because there is no excuse for THIS:
None.