The Always DM Blues
(To the tune of “We Didn’t Start the Fire…” by Billy Joel)
Celedras, Arcangalad
Arshan’s always kinda mad
I haven’t played you for a while
Obsidian kills her foes with style
Maedhroc gives his foes the boot
Elsa’s tough but awfully cute
1E rules are dumb and hard
but they made my super-bard
(Singin’)
Referees don’t get to play much
We get all excited, tho we try to hide it
Referees don’t get to play much
But there’ll be no game, if I’m not DM
Playing Lachwen was a blast
but MMO fun doesn’t last
I don’t wanna spend the cash right now
to play my panda monk in WoW
But oh on tabletop to play again
Or just once for my paladin
The 3E rules were quite a cage
for Theran, my poor fighter-mage
My halfling ranger doesn’t have a name
I’d love to play him all the same
My human ranger had a plot device
but tough luck I suck at rolling dice
Natural 1’s all day!
No foes I’ll slay!
What else do I have to say?
(Singin’)
Referees don’t get to play much
We get all excited, tho we try to hide it
Referees don’t get to play much
But there’ll be no game
If I am not
DM…
(fade)
-The Gneech
