Top 10 Reasons I Love Cora
10. Does not smoke, do any hard drugs, and hardly ever drinks. I have friends who do, but the straight-edge part of me still finds a lot of comfort in that.
9. The sentimentality. I'll admit it, I have a strong tendency to be a sentimental person, usually over things that would make most normal people go, "Whaa?" but she is the same way. The Volvo. The new Kettle. And it's because they're things we share. It's like when she's not there, there are things around me that remind me of her and make me happy. And I know that she has that as well.
8. She's affectionate, and by this I mean in a completely non sexual way. Even when we are doing something that has nothing to do with sex, or are in public, she just likes the touching. I'm not used to that at all, so it's kind of a thrill for me.
7. Ok, so this one time we were sitting on the steps overlooking the soccer fields at the Park of Roses, and I look down and she's tugging on my sleeve with her mouth, and has this look in her eyes, like a puppy. Not a sad puppy, just a regular one. It was the cutest fucking thing in the entire world, and will probably haunt me for the rest of my life.
6. She's generous. When friends or family need something, she's there for them, even when she really can't afford it. Rarely does she put herself first. She doesn't even loan, she just gives. That's pretty rare. I know I sure as hell couldn't do that.
5. When she walks by, sometimes I feel the urge to slap her on the ass like a drunk would to a waitress. That's me, gentleman through and through. I always do it, and she always smiles. Back me up on this one fellas, you can't complain about that.
4. I'm a guy who likes to know what's going on, for better or worse. I'm nosy. I ask most people what's going on, or what's wrong, I get the generic answers because they don't like to open up. Cora tells me everything, no holds barred. She trusts me with her secrets and her feelings. And no, I'm not telling.
3. Sex. You've been waiting for this one since the beginning, haven't you, you perverts, you? Well, yes. She's awesome, and she shares my enthusiasm for it. And we work extremely well together, better than either of us could with anybody else. That's all I'm going to say about it. Sorry.
2. Music. There's one or two kinds of music we don't have in common, but the rest of it, we love and love together. We'll be sitting at High 5 or in the car and one of our favorite songs (a list that is still growing at an exponential rate) will come on and without a word we both start dancing in our seats at the same time.
1. When I say something fute (funny and cute), I get the ultimate payoff. For those of you who haven't heard it, she has this giggle. That is the giggle that would have launched a thousand ships, had she lived in Troy.
9. The sentimentality. I'll admit it, I have a strong tendency to be a sentimental person, usually over things that would make most normal people go, "Whaa?" but she is the same way. The Volvo. The new Kettle. And it's because they're things we share. It's like when she's not there, there are things around me that remind me of her and make me happy. And I know that she has that as well.
8. She's affectionate, and by this I mean in a completely non sexual way. Even when we are doing something that has nothing to do with sex, or are in public, she just likes the touching. I'm not used to that at all, so it's kind of a thrill for me.
7. Ok, so this one time we were sitting on the steps overlooking the soccer fields at the Park of Roses, and I look down and she's tugging on my sleeve with her mouth, and has this look in her eyes, like a puppy. Not a sad puppy, just a regular one. It was the cutest fucking thing in the entire world, and will probably haunt me for the rest of my life.
6. She's generous. When friends or family need something, she's there for them, even when she really can't afford it. Rarely does she put herself first. She doesn't even loan, she just gives. That's pretty rare. I know I sure as hell couldn't do that.
5. When she walks by, sometimes I feel the urge to slap her on the ass like a drunk would to a waitress. That's me, gentleman through and through. I always do it, and she always smiles. Back me up on this one fellas, you can't complain about that.
4. I'm a guy who likes to know what's going on, for better or worse. I'm nosy. I ask most people what's going on, or what's wrong, I get the generic answers because they don't like to open up. Cora tells me everything, no holds barred. She trusts me with her secrets and her feelings. And no, I'm not telling.
3. Sex. You've been waiting for this one since the beginning, haven't you, you perverts, you? Well, yes. She's awesome, and she shares my enthusiasm for it. And we work extremely well together, better than either of us could with anybody else. That's all I'm going to say about it. Sorry.
2. Music. There's one or two kinds of music we don't have in common, but the rest of it, we love and love together. We'll be sitting at High 5 or in the car and one of our favorite songs (a list that is still growing at an exponential rate) will come on and without a word we both start dancing in our seats at the same time.
1. When I say something fute (funny and cute), I get the ultimate payoff. For those of you who haven't heard it, she has this giggle. That is the giggle that would have launched a thousand ships, had she lived in Troy.