[The feed hums on just in time for the viewer to catch an elegant door opening, accompanied by a whirlwind of rose petals that promise to greet all those who come through its doors. Through this rich, gold-leafed set of doors is a large room of significant opulence and grandeur.
Nothing is cheap here. Everything is ornately designed in the manner of an ancient Chinese dynasty. There are pagodas, steps of marble--everything an individual might dream of were one to step within the ancient Forbidden City at the height of its fortunate reign. Tables and chairs fitting this style are scattered neatly about the room--there is even a white tiger and a few other exotic creatures roaming about, though rest assured, all are as tame and servile as their masters.
After the pan around the large room, the camera finally zooms in one a singular couch just a few feet from the entrance. Ladies, meet your future hosts. They can make even their words sparkle to the normal, everyday eye. Today, they are cosplaying the native wear of Hourai students for your entertainment and benefit.]
IRRASSHAIMASE~!
Are those sparkles really necessary, senpai?
Yes!
[Shouryuu then clears his throat and flashes a winning smile at the screen.]
Now, Honored Ladies and Fair Maidens of the City,
Have too much time on your benevolent hands? Well, so do we.
It is our duty as respectful, prosperous men of this City to serve you in your every want, desire, and need.
And, as gentlemen, it is also our honor and utmost pleasure to invite you to the Juuni Kokki Host Club.
So, please, if you are one with too much time on her hands, do not hesitate stop by~!