viewer discresion is advised
enjoying my salad and pineapple post-anthropology (still not sure what the hell it is) I was interupted by a stranger. He had a punky look to him so i was hoping i'd be informed of a local show that was happening soon. Wrong. I must have been tired not to be able to see the fine difference between punk and emo. A modern day hippy trying to come off as more of a punk, clearly a ruse to gain my attention. I guess it must have been a small piece of chicken, covered in dressing, that attracted this animal rights activist over to me. He gives me a pamphlet and begins talking about health alternatives to eating meat. SALAD!!! YOU SUPID MOTHER FUCKER!!! or was the dish of pineapple a violation of animal rights? i nod my head pretending to care as i fork the pieces of chicken into my mouth, good thing i love extra chicken. finally he leaves. i look at the book he has left on my table, on the cover are pigs, chickens, and turkeys among other animals. now here is the question, is it wrong that reading the booklet made me want a cheese burger?
well, reading it made me feel bad. i had and egg sandwich with bacon for breakfast, and philly cheese state for lunch, and a chicken salad for a pre-work out snack. I felt bad i had left out fish, i guess its sushi time bitches!!
here are some statistics
1.killing more cows reduces methane emissions, piles of shit in otherwise perfectly good fields, and increases my chances of keeping the bacon cheese burger on the dollar menu. i'm not gonna lie, i cried the day we lost the double cheese burger.
2.eating more eggs reduces the chances of cute little yellow chickes taking over the world.
3.turkeys are retarded, we should eat as many as we can to spare them the embarassment of being alive
7.ever see babe? point and case, eat pigs
for further resources try the maddox website, dennis leary's album "no cure for cancer", or view just about any south park episode (including last nights).
together we can stop hippies and eat more animals.
well, reading it made me feel bad. i had and egg sandwich with bacon for breakfast, and philly cheese state for lunch, and a chicken salad for a pre-work out snack. I felt bad i had left out fish, i guess its sushi time bitches!!
here are some statistics
1.killing more cows reduces methane emissions, piles of shit in otherwise perfectly good fields, and increases my chances of keeping the bacon cheese burger on the dollar menu. i'm not gonna lie, i cried the day we lost the double cheese burger.
2.eating more eggs reduces the chances of cute little yellow chickes taking over the world.
3.turkeys are retarded, we should eat as many as we can to spare them the embarassment of being alive
7.ever see babe? point and case, eat pigs
for further resources try the maddox website, dennis leary's album "no cure for cancer", or view just about any south park episode (including last nights).
together we can stop hippies and eat more animals.