nobody loves you
ever feel lonely? tired? upset? well there's reason for that, it's because nobody loves you. well that's not true, there's probably an old, lonely, retired korean prostitute some where that would show you some affection. besides that its true, no one loves you. sure, you're parents claim to "love" you, but did you get a brand new farrari for your birthday? a pony? that really cool 5.0 windsurfing sail with bullet proof construction for the ultimate wave session? no, you didn't! conclusion: nobody loves you.
but heres how we can change all that, you give me $19.99 a month and i will love you. yes, my love is now for sale. since i came down the the herp my prostitution business has gone down hill so i could use alittle extra money to compliment the money i got paid for my (and brendons)genius idea to generate and alternate source of electricity for long island.
make all checks payable to me and i will, in the words of my favorite chinese wait/whore, "love you
long-long time"
but heres how we can change all that, you give me $19.99 a month and i will love you. yes, my love is now for sale. since i came down the the herp my prostitution business has gone down hill so i could use alittle extra money to compliment the money i got paid for my (and brendons)genius idea to generate and alternate source of electricity for long island.
make all checks payable to me and i will, in the words of my favorite chinese wait/whore, "love you
long-long time"