Reason #[I lost count several decades ago] why my family and I need to live in the same city.

[the_drifter]

Mom [noticing muted TV news]: You know, we really could just turn this TV off -- wait, let's see what the weather is, that's the only part that really matters.
Weather Anchor [as he's unmuted]: ... Details in a minute.
Mom [rolling her eyes and hitting the power button]: Tease.