Episode 6!! Happy Explosion Day!
*Previously on the Drama Llama: Joey explained some internet slang to Tina and then ran away from the scene because a taxi cab driver demanded money, Yoko Ono appeared in a cameo role as herself, and Tina started speed talking sending everyone into mass fits of CHAOTIC CONFUSION!!! AHHHHH!!!*
LOOK OUT WISCONSIN!!! EPISODE THE SIXTH!!! MY DRAWERS WOULD BE SOILED IF I WAS WEARING ANY!!!
We join Tina as she sits in utter shock as Joey splits from the scene.
Tina: What just happened?
Taxi Cab Driver: I think he's running from me.
Tina: Why? Does he owe you money?
Taxi Cab Driver: Yeah he does. He owes me 75 bucks from earlier.
Bucky: I take offense!
John: I'll take defense then...
Taxi Cab Driver: I believe he was reffering to "offense" as in "he found my slang offensive." Not "offense" as in "The Atlanta Hawks professional basketball team lacks an offense."
John: Oh. It makes complete sense now.
Taxi Cab Driver: Speaking of sense.... Joey owes me 75 dollars and 3 cents.
Tina: I'll pay for him!
Everyone: WHAT???
Tina: I'll pay for him!
Everyone: WHAT???
Tina: I'll pay for him!
John: Ever suffer from De'ja'vue?
Bucky: No.
John: Ever suffer from De'ja'vue?
Bucky: No.
Tina: ENOUGH OF THIS! Here's your money.
Taxi Cab Driver: Thanks!
Tina: You're welcome.
Taxi Cab Driver: Bye.
Everyone: Bye.
Tina: *Whips out her cellphone and dials Joey's number.*
Everyone: *stares at Tina while she's on the phone.*
Tina: HEY JOEY! Yeah. Uh huh. Ok. YES! I'D LOVE THAT. When? Sure. Ok. You too. Awwww! Ok. No, stop that. Yes. Ok. Bye.
John: Lets go get some mocha!
Everyone: OK!
*35 minutes later at Starbucks*
Tina: Well guys, I gotta get going. Bye.
Bucky: But we just got here.
Tina: I know, but I gotta go. Bye.
Rachel: Why? Are you going to meet Joey some place?
Tina: Maybe....
*Meanwhile at Joey's and Billy's house*
Billy: We're about to watch the movie, why are you putting on cologne?
Joey: I dunno.
Billy: Are you going on a date?
Joey: NO! Of course not. I'm not going on a date. I'm just going somewhere alone with a member of the opposite persuasion and no one else is invited. That's not a date.
Billy: Yes it is.
Joey: No it's not. I gotta go. See ya later!
Billy: But what about the movi*door slams* ... It is TOO a date.
*Didi's Pizza... the most romantic place in the world*
Tina: He's late! Where is he?
Joey: Sorry I'm late. Here I am.
Tina: I already ordered us a whole pizza. I hope you like green peppers.
Joey: Sure. I like green peppers. But I like something even MORE than green peppers.
Tina: Oh really??? What's that Joey??? *blushes* *how blushing is possible on a llama I don't know, but it's s'posed to add to the effect so :-P*
Joey: I don't just like... but I LOVE this.....
Tina: WHAT IS IT??? WHAT IS IT??? SAY IT!!!
Joey: I... lloooooooovveeeee....y *random mariachi band comes up and starts playing at their table.*
Tina: What???
Joey: HUH???
Tina: This is an ITALIAN RESTAURANT!!
Mariachi Band: Oh man! They gave us the wrong address again! Lets go boys! O'le! *POOF! And they dissappeared into thin air.*
Joey: Well that was weird.
Tina: Yes. Yes it was. Now tell me... what was that you had to say before we were so RUDELY interrupted?
Joey: I forgot.
Tina: NO! TELL ME! YOU HAVE TO REMEMBER!
Joey: I honestly forgot.
Tina: Here's a refridgerator. Stick your head in it and you'll remember what you had to say. *Pulls fridge from under table and puts it in front of Joey.*
Joey: OH YEAH! I REMEMBER NOW!
Tina: YES?
Joey: Yeah! But I have to go do a number 2 real quick. Be right back darling.
Tina: Ew.
Everyone in restaurant: Ew.
One little kid in the back of restaurant: HAHAHA! NUMBER TWO IS POOP!
*In the restroom*
Joey: *turns on water* Man... I can't believe I said I had to go number 2. I was just trying to stall for a second.
Person in stall: Hahahah.. I get it.. Stall. That's a pun. Nice one.
Joey: I'm not in the mood for any puns right now. I'm flushed.
Person in stall: There ya go again! Good one pal!
Joey: Dude, just shut up and mind your own business.
Person in stall: HAHAHAHAHAH! You're good at these man!
Joey: UGH. I can't stand any more of this. Bye.
Person in stall: Bye.
*Back at the table*
Joey: Hey, Tina... I didn't really have to go number 2.
Tina: Joey! Please! Don't talk about it. I don't wanna hear about it.
Joey: No, you don't understand. I didn't have to go.
Tina: Gross. Just stop it Joey. Ugh. You know what? I gotta go now.
Joey: Ok, I'll be here waiting.
Tina: NO! Not like that you sicko. I gotta GO. Away from you. You're just too much to take right now.
Joey: Ok.
Tina: RAWR! You're terrible!
Joey: Bye.
Tina: UGHGHGHGHGHHHHH BYE!
*outside of the restaurant*
Tina: Soundman, track 7 please.
Soundman: Ok. Here goes.
*Nice soft violins come in. Followed by some brass and a cheetos bag being ruffled by someone eating.*
Tina: When will he just sayyyy it? When will he just sayyyy it???
Random person in parking lot: I Think he'll say it tomorrow!
Tina: really?
Random person in parking lot: NO! I Don't really even know what you're TALKING ABOUT!!!
Both: But the time that he'll say it, we know it'll be...
Random person: so precious...
Tina: so precious...
Random person: so precious...
Tina: so precious tooooooo meeeeee!
Random person: Wow, how'd we both sing the exact same words and everything? And you doing that 6th above harmony on that "sayyyy" line... wow. We should work together sometime.
Tina: No kidding.
Narrator: So Tina and the random person she met in the parking lot went on to form an 80's rock band called Heart. They quickly vanished after their only huge hit "Barracuda."
*Back at Tina's house*
Rachel: So how was the date?
Tina: It wasn't a date... and I don't know if he likes me. He hasn't said anything yet.
Rachel: Well, what DID he say.
Tina: He has a constipation problem...
Rachel: Ew.
Evil Step Mother: Ew.
Tina: Why do you have to ruin my life, Mom?
Evil Step Mother: What honey?
Tina: I HATE YOU!
Evil Step Mother: You want some ice cream honey?
Tina: GOODNESS! YOU'RE SO MEAN! *Slams door.*
*Inside Tina's room*
Tina: *Crying* When will Joey tell me he loves me? When will we be together? That would be soo....
Tina and Random person: so precious to meeeeee!
When will Joey tell Tina that he loves her? When will they realize that they had just been on a date with each other despite the fact that no "I love you's" were said. Who ended up eating and paying for the pizza? And who is the mysterious person who was eating the cheetos during track 7? Find out all this and more in the next episode of THE DRAMA LLAMA!!!!
LOOK OUT WISCONSIN!!! EPISODE THE SIXTH!!! MY DRAWERS WOULD BE SOILED IF I WAS WEARING ANY!!!
We join Tina as she sits in utter shock as Joey splits from the scene.
Tina: What just happened?
Taxi Cab Driver: I think he's running from me.
Tina: Why? Does he owe you money?
Taxi Cab Driver: Yeah he does. He owes me 75 bucks from earlier.
Bucky: I take offense!
John: I'll take defense then...
Taxi Cab Driver: I believe he was reffering to "offense" as in "he found my slang offensive." Not "offense" as in "The Atlanta Hawks professional basketball team lacks an offense."
John: Oh. It makes complete sense now.
Taxi Cab Driver: Speaking of sense.... Joey owes me 75 dollars and 3 cents.
Tina: I'll pay for him!
Everyone: WHAT???
Tina: I'll pay for him!
Everyone: WHAT???
Tina: I'll pay for him!
John: Ever suffer from De'ja'vue?
Bucky: No.
John: Ever suffer from De'ja'vue?
Bucky: No.
Tina: ENOUGH OF THIS! Here's your money.
Taxi Cab Driver: Thanks!
Tina: You're welcome.
Taxi Cab Driver: Bye.
Everyone: Bye.
Tina: *Whips out her cellphone and dials Joey's number.*
Everyone: *stares at Tina while she's on the phone.*
Tina: HEY JOEY! Yeah. Uh huh. Ok. YES! I'D LOVE THAT. When? Sure. Ok. You too. Awwww! Ok. No, stop that. Yes. Ok. Bye.
John: Lets go get some mocha!
Everyone: OK!
*35 minutes later at Starbucks*
Tina: Well guys, I gotta get going. Bye.
Bucky: But we just got here.
Tina: I know, but I gotta go. Bye.
Rachel: Why? Are you going to meet Joey some place?
Tina: Maybe....
*Meanwhile at Joey's and Billy's house*
Billy: We're about to watch the movie, why are you putting on cologne?
Joey: I dunno.
Billy: Are you going on a date?
Joey: NO! Of course not. I'm not going on a date. I'm just going somewhere alone with a member of the opposite persuasion and no one else is invited. That's not a date.
Billy: Yes it is.
Joey: No it's not. I gotta go. See ya later!
Billy: But what about the movi*door slams* ... It is TOO a date.
*Didi's Pizza... the most romantic place in the world*
Tina: He's late! Where is he?
Joey: Sorry I'm late. Here I am.
Tina: I already ordered us a whole pizza. I hope you like green peppers.
Joey: Sure. I like green peppers. But I like something even MORE than green peppers.
Tina: Oh really??? What's that Joey??? *blushes* *how blushing is possible on a llama I don't know, but it's s'posed to add to the effect so :-P*
Joey: I don't just like... but I LOVE this.....
Tina: WHAT IS IT??? WHAT IS IT??? SAY IT!!!
Joey: I... lloooooooovveeeee....y *random mariachi band comes up and starts playing at their table.*
Tina: What???
Joey: HUH???
Tina: This is an ITALIAN RESTAURANT!!
Mariachi Band: Oh man! They gave us the wrong address again! Lets go boys! O'le! *POOF! And they dissappeared into thin air.*
Joey: Well that was weird.
Tina: Yes. Yes it was. Now tell me... what was that you had to say before we were so RUDELY interrupted?
Joey: I forgot.
Tina: NO! TELL ME! YOU HAVE TO REMEMBER!
Joey: I honestly forgot.
Tina: Here's a refridgerator. Stick your head in it and you'll remember what you had to say. *Pulls fridge from under table and puts it in front of Joey.*
Joey: OH YEAH! I REMEMBER NOW!
Tina: YES?
Joey: Yeah! But I have to go do a number 2 real quick. Be right back darling.
Tina: Ew.
Everyone in restaurant: Ew.
One little kid in the back of restaurant: HAHAHA! NUMBER TWO IS POOP!
*In the restroom*
Joey: *turns on water* Man... I can't believe I said I had to go number 2. I was just trying to stall for a second.
Person in stall: Hahahah.. I get it.. Stall. That's a pun. Nice one.
Joey: I'm not in the mood for any puns right now. I'm flushed.
Person in stall: There ya go again! Good one pal!
Joey: Dude, just shut up and mind your own business.
Person in stall: HAHAHAHAHAH! You're good at these man!
Joey: UGH. I can't stand any more of this. Bye.
Person in stall: Bye.
*Back at the table*
Joey: Hey, Tina... I didn't really have to go number 2.
Tina: Joey! Please! Don't talk about it. I don't wanna hear about it.
Joey: No, you don't understand. I didn't have to go.
Tina: Gross. Just stop it Joey. Ugh. You know what? I gotta go now.
Joey: Ok, I'll be here waiting.
Tina: NO! Not like that you sicko. I gotta GO. Away from you. You're just too much to take right now.
Joey: Ok.
Tina: RAWR! You're terrible!
Joey: Bye.
Tina: UGHGHGHGHGHHHHH BYE!
*outside of the restaurant*
Tina: Soundman, track 7 please.
Soundman: Ok. Here goes.
*Nice soft violins come in. Followed by some brass and a cheetos bag being ruffled by someone eating.*
Tina: When will he just sayyyy it? When will he just sayyyy it???
Random person in parking lot: I Think he'll say it tomorrow!
Tina: really?
Random person in parking lot: NO! I Don't really even know what you're TALKING ABOUT!!!
Both: But the time that he'll say it, we know it'll be...
Random person: so precious...
Tina: so precious...
Random person: so precious...
Tina: so precious tooooooo meeeeee!
Random person: Wow, how'd we both sing the exact same words and everything? And you doing that 6th above harmony on that "sayyyy" line... wow. We should work together sometime.
Tina: No kidding.
Narrator: So Tina and the random person she met in the parking lot went on to form an 80's rock band called Heart. They quickly vanished after their only huge hit "Barracuda."
*Back at Tina's house*
Rachel: So how was the date?
Tina: It wasn't a date... and I don't know if he likes me. He hasn't said anything yet.
Rachel: Well, what DID he say.
Tina: He has a constipation problem...
Rachel: Ew.
Evil Step Mother: Ew.
Tina: Why do you have to ruin my life, Mom?
Evil Step Mother: What honey?
Tina: I HATE YOU!
Evil Step Mother: You want some ice cream honey?
Tina: GOODNESS! YOU'RE SO MEAN! *Slams door.*
*Inside Tina's room*
Tina: *Crying* When will Joey tell me he loves me? When will we be together? That would be soo....
Tina and Random person: so precious to meeeeee!
When will Joey tell Tina that he loves her? When will they realize that they had just been on a date with each other despite the fact that no "I love you's" were said. Who ended up eating and paying for the pizza? And who is the mysterious person who was eating the cheetos during track 7? Find out all this and more in the next episode of THE DRAMA LLAMA!!!!