Dec 27, 2005 14:32
so i'm at work and i'm on my lunch. working at a mall is the most amazing thing. all these people walking around looking for clothes to wear. this isn't funny in itself usually but if you take a second to see what all these people allowed to buy clothing are wearing they should probably second guess themselves a little bit more. most importantly, the type of thing you over hear walking around a mall if you're listening for the right things is hilarious, between the fourteen year olds talking about fucking their boyfriends and which twenty four year old guy is hot. also the older ladies trying to fit into clothing two sizes two small and being completely upset that it she didn't get blessed with the hips of her twelve year old daughter fucking fatties. you may be saying that i'm a prick or have a superiority complex, the thing about that is you'd be correct. i totally have a superiority complex, but if you walked around a place like this everyday so would you so fuck you.