Everybody Fuck Jesus
Do you ever wish you could Fuck Jesus? I do. Seriously. Right in the ass. I'd want to fuck him so hard he'd remember it forever. Just so I know that I'd affected him like he's affected mine and everyone else's life. All the people who have died, all the restrictions put on my life because of him. I think before anyone chooses their religion there "savior" should have to take it in the ass and whichever one did it the best would be the religion you went with and you'd be such a better Buddhist if you'd really roughed up Buddha. I mean you'd have to appreciate something like that. If you didn't you'd be selfish. Nobody likes someone who doesn't play fair. Alright, that may sound like complaining but really it's just the truth, so think about that Bitch. Seriously though, if you could fuck Jesus i'd make sure I had a hidden camera because I'd love to laugh about it later. Most people would probably just end up telling me it was some creepy old guy not Jesus. I think I may mean it as a metaphor but at this point I don't really know, mainly because Jesus is pretty hot. He'd have to have a sweet ass being the fucking son of GOD! if he didn't i'd surely be dissapointed. another think about Jesus that would be dissapointing is if you actually met him and he looked like andre the giant. that would really fuck your perception of everything christian and catholic and mormon. ha ha ha. joseph smith ass fucked Jesus and got away with it, and then profited. that guy.