Master Fic List
HEY (4/25/17): Because of the recent changes to LJ's ToS, I have moved my journal over to Dreamwidth, here. My fic will remain on AO3 here and I'll still be on Twitter (which I use regularly) and Tumblr (which I don't) as the_deep_magic. I never thought I'd delete my LJ, but: Russia. I promise not to delete anything before May 7, but any links here will be no good after that!
General Disclaimer: I do not own any of the fictional characters mentioned (unless they are specifically designated as OCs) and I am receiving no money for writing these. In the case of real person fic, I do not know any of the people mentioned and no offense is meant. It’s all written out of love.
Warning: Many of these stories contain Adult Content, which is generally ratings code for sex. If you are not of age in your country of residence, I cannot be held responsible for melted brains and/or scarring of the eyeball. More specific warnings accompany each fic.
Transformative Works Policy: Fancy way of saying you have my enthusiastic permission to make podfic, translations, or art of any of my fics as long as you a) attribute the original work to me (duh); and b) drop me a line to let me know when/where you've posted it!
Also, I have reposted most of my fic to Archive of Our Own, but I will continue to post and keep everything on LJ.
Note: My fic Office Hours has been set to Private. For more information, please take a look at the Master List entry and/or PM me.
Asterisk = author favorite
Bones
Booth/Brennan
Title: Rings
Genre: fluff
Rating: G
Word Count: 1,065
Spoilers: “The Man in the Fallout Shelter” (1x09)
Summary: A little post-Christmas Christmas fluff, but hopefully not of the utterly tooth-rotting variety.
Title: The Doctor on the Phone
Genre: post-ep
Rating: PG
Word Count: 967
Spoilers: “The Man on Death Row” (1x07)
Summary: Amy Morton chucked the empty whiskey bottle in the vague direction of the recycling bin and wondered why she wasn’t more drunk than she was.
Criminal Minds
Penelope Garcia/Spencer Reid
Title: Variables
Genre: smut, h/c
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: 3,162
Spoilers: brief mentions of 2x15 “Revelations” and 4x24 “Amplification”
Warnings: angst, mild S&M, fem!Dom, spanking, crying
Summary: Just her words and her hands and his body. And it’s so much more than he ever hoped for.
Title: Strange Attractors
Genre: first time, smut
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: 9,095
Spoilers: 2x11 “Sex, Birth, Death” a.k.a. The One With Anton
Warnings: blood (in a nonsexual context), implied suicide attempt of a minor character
Summary: It’s damned hard to knock Penelope Garcia off her game. Reid manages it. (Set early in the second season)
Historical RPF
William Strunk, Jr./E.B. White
Title: Every Word Tell
Genre: angst, UST
Rating: PG
Word Count: 1,957
Spoilers: large age difference, teacher/student pairing, angst
Summary: The courier that delivered the manuscripts was a sullen, contemptuous boy who, naturally, had no idea what he was carrying.
The Office
Jim/Pam
Title: Requiem for Fudgie the Whale
Genre: post-ep, humor, fluff
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 1,847
Spoilers: "Survivorman" (4x07)
Summary: After the Great Cake Debacle, Jim wallows in self-loathing.
Star Trek XI/Reboot
Kirk/Spock
Title: Love Not Given Lightly*
Genre: angst, smut, h/c
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: 3,055
Warnings: mild-to-moderate D/s, spanking
Summary: Hours later, after the right people had been notified and the bullshit protocol had been followed, Jim was still seething. The idea that death was yet another opportunity for paperwork scraped against his already frayed nerves.
Title: Come to Bed
Genre: fluff, PWP
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: 1,910
Summary: Like The Old Man and the Sea, the title pretty much gives away the plot.
Title: Pink*
Genre: humor, first time, smut
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: 6,761
Summary: Jim’s first thought upon waking is that everything has gone completely, mysteriously, and catastrophically pink.
Title: Ripe
Genre: er… fruit!fic?
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 534
Prompt: Spock likes to watch. Kirk knows that Spock watches him all the time and decides to give him a show he won't soon forget.
Title: In Which Much Unpleasantness is Prevented
Genre: drabble, AOS
Rating: PG
Word Count: 100
Spoilers: “Space Seed”
Summary: Just a silly little dialogue-only drabble I wrote after watching Space Seed
Title: Reverse the Polarities*
Genre: PWP
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: 2,344
Warnings: genderswap
Summary: Some good, ol’ fashioned Kirk/girl!Spock porn
Title: Pool Boy
Genre: humor, fluff
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 981
Warning: crack
Summary: Just because it's shore leave doesn't mean Spock's off duty.
Kirk/Spock/Uhura
Title: Easy
Genre: PWP
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: 2,949
Warnings: voyeurism, threesome
Prompt: Uhura fantasizes about her boyfriend and her captain getting it on. Spock and Kirk turn out to be totally okay with putting on a show for her. Voyeurism to start, and then she joins them when it's just too hot for her to resist.
Star Trek RPS
Chris/Zach
Title: Into the White*
Genre: smut, angst
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: 4,425
Warnings: D/s (dom!Zach), dirty talk, bondage, flogging
Prompt: Chris is getting overwhelmed with all of the publicity/paparazzi/limelight, and the only way for him to relax is for Zach to put him into subspace. First in the Toy Box series.
Title: Egyptian Cotton*
Genre: PWP
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: 1,777
Warning: fisting
Prompt: Anyone up for a little fisting? Prefer that Chris is the one taking it.
Title: Your Turn
Genre: smut, h/c, first time
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: 1,669
Warnings: voyeurism, exhibitionism
Prompt: One of them's afraid to orgasm. The other helps him through it.
Bonus comment fic -- the next day (PG-13)
Title: Cocksucker
Genre: angst, smut(ish), first time
Rating: hard R
Word Count: 1,150
Warnings: Chris/OMCs, Chris/surprise guest star
Prompt: Chris Pine's cocksucker lips attract a lot of attention ... I need: 5 guys who had Chris suck their dicks, and 1 guy who made love to him.
Title: Bite Your Tongue
Genre: smut
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: 3,643
Warnings: dirty talk, schmoop
Prompt: Chris likes sex hard, fast, and rough. Slow, sweet, tender and loving? Scares the everloving shit out of him. Surprise surprise, Zach cures him of that particular nonsense once and for all as he shows Chris the difference between truly fabulous sex and making love.
Title: Yellow Light (Master Post)*
Genre: first time, romance, smut
Rating: varies by part, PG-13 to NC-17
Word Count: 17,827 total
Prompt: Zach/Chris, slow romance
View it all in one post here at DW
Title: Bow Chicka Wow Wow*
Genre: crack, humor, first time, smut
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: 3,497
Warning: crack
Summary: Chris has a snack. Zach has a dream. Together, they rule the world.
Title: Untitled
Genre: PWP, fluff
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: 1,078
Warnings: very mild D/s (dom!Chris), bondage
Prompt: Can we get some D/s play where punishment or hard play isn’t the focus?
Title: Silver
Genre: PWP
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: 2,014
Warnings: body piercings, schmoop
Summary: Chris returns from Pittsburgh with a surprise for Zach.
Title: Ham and Pineapple
Genre: fluff, h/c
Rating: PG
Word Count: 722
Summary: Zach had met him at the door the second he arrived home, steering him to the couch and wrapping them both in a fleece blanket.
Title: Our Fate Has Long Been Cast
Genre: angst, h/c, smut
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: 4,213
Warning: rimming
Summary: This is how Zach decides that Chris is going to leave him.
View it all in one post here at DW
Title: You Had Me at Pon Farr*
Genre: crack, first time, humor, smut
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: 8,209
Warnings: crack, bondage, plot devices
Summary: Zach goes into Pon Farr. That’s pretty much it.
View it all in one post here at DW
Title: What You See
Genre: angst, h/c, smut
Rating: hard R
Word Count: 4,055
Warnings: self-loathing, dirty talk
Prompt: Chris has body image issues. Seriously. All he can focus on are his flaws and he hates himself when he looks in the mirror. He can't talk to anyone about them [be]cause no one will take him seriously. Until someone (idc who) actually witnesses him picking himself apart.
Bonus comment fic -- six months later (NC-17)
View it all in one post here at DW
Title: Shots Fired*
Genre: angst, h/c, smut
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: 5,544
Warnings: offstage violence, schmoop
Summary: “Disturbance on the Heroes set… shots fired… tall, dark-haired man seen being loaded on to an ambulance. Shit, you don’t think that could be-”
Bonus comment fic -- the next day (R)
Title: Two Figures by a Fountain*
Genre: AU, angst, smut
Rating: hard R
Word Count: 2,120
Warning: abuse of award-winning fiction
Summary: Atonement AU. Zach is the son of a maid for the Pine family in 1935 England. He and Chris grew up together, and have recently reunited at the family estate over the summer holidays. Hopefully this will make sense even if you’re not familiar with the original.
Title: Back to You, Al
Genre: fluff
Rating: PG
Word Count: 706
Prompt: Saw a tweet and Tyler's having Thanksgiving with Zachary and 'friends'. Chris is jealous.
Title: Tied
Genre: PWP
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: 2,428
Warnings: piercings, D/s (dom!Chris), rimming
Summary: Zach gets corset piercings
Bonus comment fic -- two weeks later (R)
Title: Smells Like Teen Spirit
Genre: kid!fic, future!fic, fluff
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 2,255
Summary: Part of the Nina 'verse. A future in which Zach and Chris are the loving parents of a distressed - no, really, HEARTBROKEN - teenager.
Bonus comment fic -- 12 years earlier (PG)
Title: Building a Better Resume*
Genre: crack, first time, smut
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: 5,390
Prompt: Chris has written a bucket list of things he wants to do before he dies. Having sex with a man is one of them. Zach finds said list and decides to offer his services.
Title: Tired of this Town Again*
Genre: PWP
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: 4,073
Warnings: prostitution, mention of rimming
Summary: “Are you about to ask what a guy like me is doing in a place like this?”
Bonus comment fic -- one week later (PG-13)
Title: The W Files
Genre: first time, humor, smut
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: 5,551
Summary: Zach respects Chris’ privacy - he does, really - but it seems that Chris barely respects Chris’ privacy. Why else would he have a folder under “Downloads” on his hard drive labeled “WANK”?
Bonus comment fic -- later that night (R)
Title: Aural Fixation
Genre: PWP
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: 1,959
Warnings: phone sex, toys, delayed orgasm
Summary: Not like he wouldn’t know from the late hour or the length of time since Chris’ last call, but the tone of his lover’s voice tells Zach everything he needs to know.
With bonus ficlet, Of Cats and Crustaceans, in the comments!
Title: Our Thing
Genre: first time, angst, smut
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: 10,464
Summary: In which Chris is unduly tense and Zach is willing to help…
Bonus comment fic -- one year later (PG-13)
View it all in one post here at DW
Title: Unfaithful
Genre: PWP
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: 2,571
Warnings: Zach/OFC, Chris/OMC, jealousy, nastiness
Prompt: They're not exclusive, and they describe their encounters with other people to each other and get really turned on. jealousy, dirty talk, etc...
Title: Binky
Genre: crack
Rating: R
Word Count: 1,050
Summary: Rampant insecurity or best coping mechanism ever?
Bonus comment fic -- two days later (NC-17)
Title: I Can Stay 'Til It's Time to Go
Genre: romance, angst
Rating: R
Word Count: 9,258
Summary: A New Year’s Eve party in which they have broken up, the orange salsa is radioactive, and everyone wants to kiss Zoe’s boyfriend.
View it all in one post here at DW
Title: Eleven Conversations About One Thing*
Genre: humor, smut
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: 8,824
Warnings: Chris/OMCs, bad!sex
Summary: The fact is that Chris has exactly two levels of interpersonal boundaries: 1) the Great Wall of China and 2) nothing.
Bonus comment fic -- immediately after part ten (NC-17)
View it all in one post here at DW
Title: Let the Lamp Affix Its Beam
Genre: angst, h/c
Rating: R
Word Count: 813
Prompt: Heartbreak, pain, consequences, loss. Please just make it go away.
Title: Some Weird Sin
Genre: smut
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: 3,345
Warnings: D/s, toys, flogging, paddling
Summary: Zach has recently discovered that the best way to get Chris out of negative headspace is to dominate him. Okay… now what? Second in the Toy Box series.
Title: Comfortably Numb
Genre: smut, h/c
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: 3,510
Warnings: mild D/s, bondage, toys
Summary: This time it’s Zach who needs to let go. Third in the Toy Box series.
Title: Zach and Chris Make a Porno
Genre: AU, smut, first time
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: 4,403
Warnings: rimming, barebacking
Summary: Does what it says on the tin.
Bonus comment fic -- two weeks later (PG-13)
Title: Tab A + Slot B
Genre: PWP, humor
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: 3,740
Warnings: toys, explicit wanking, exhibitionism/voyeurism
Summary: It's the gift that keeps on giving...
Bonus comment fic -- one week later (NC-17)
Title: Jiggle
Genre: fluff
Rating: R
Word Count: 800
Summary: Sometimes an actor must make sacrifices for his art. Sometimes those sacrifices turn Zach the fuck on. Parallel to/followed by Stocky.
Title: Let There Be Lips*
Genre: crack, humor
Rating: R
Word Count: 5,360
Summary: Reboot cast + Rocky Horror = fun for the whole family. Oh, and Zach and Chris make googly eyes at each other.
Bonus comment fic -- one month later (NC-17)
Title: Curiosity
Genre: PWP
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: 939
Warning: male genital piercing
Summary: Chris can't help but be a little curious about Zach's, uh, jewelry...
Title: Vertigo
Genre: smut, fluff
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: 2,261
Warning: light D/s
Summary: Chris uses the safe word. Fourth in the Toy Box series.
Title: Unrequited
Genre: angst
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 1,521
Warning: heavy unresolved angst
Summary: Chris can't.
Title: Tongue-in-Cheek
Genre: PWP
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: 2,718
Warnings: rimming, fingering
Summary: “This isn’t working - it’s not gonna fit,” Chris groans, burying his face in the pillow.
Title: Stocky
Genre: fluff
Rating: R
Word Count: 1,030
Summary: It’s not that Zach is ever really not supportive of Chris’ career; he just seems to be taking a particularly active role at the moment. Follows/parallel to Jiggle.
Title: Ball and Chain
Genre: smut
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: 2,547
Warning: gender play
Summary: After a long day on set, Zach comes home to a meal cooked by Chris. Simple, really.
Title: Love You With My Hands Tied
Genre: smut, first time
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: 4,241
Warnings: D/s, (semi-)anonymous sex, bondage, some biting and spanking
Summary: A club, a mask, and low lighting give Chris the opportunity he’s been waiting for.
Also read this story's epilogue (PG-13, 878 words)
Title: Your Changing Body
Genre: kid!fic, future!fic
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 4,532
Summary: Part of the Nina 'verse. Chris finds Something Distressing in their daughter’s room. He and Zach call for backup.
Title: You Can Even Bring the Effant
Genre: kid!fic, future!fic
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 4,908
Summary: Chronological beginning of the Nina 'verse. Zach’s cousin has run off and left her daughter behind. Who’s going to take care of her?
Title: Inseam
Genre: PWP
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: 1,617
Summary: “Don’t take it off.”
Title: Idle Hands*
Genre: PWP
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: 1,126
Warnings: nipple play, frotting
Summary: In which Zach fails to be sneaky and Chris misses the end of his show.
Title: Tennis, Anyone?
Genre: fluff
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 549
Summary: “Can I… Can I rub your hair while you-?”
Title: First*
Genre: smut, romance
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: 4,033
Warnings: first person POV, roleplay, some light biting, mention of rimming, barebacking, schmoop
Summary: I would never have imagined it, but here he is, waiting for my cues like he doesn’t know this dance by heart. Like he didn’t teach me most of the steps himself.
Title: Take It
Genre: PWP
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: 1,022
Warnings: dirty talk, size kink, hints of exhibitionism
Summary: Then Chris starts to move; slow, shallow little thrusts but what’s really making Zach squirm are his words.
Title: My Heart Could Take a Chance (If My Two Feet Could Find a Way)
Genre: romance, pre-slash
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 4,568
Warning: first person POV
Summary: They've got to kiss eventually, right? (Can be read as a prequel to First, but meant to stand on its own.)
Title: The Truth About Chris and Zach
Genre: fluff, friendship-only
Rating: PG
Word Count: 760
Summary: It's not what you think it is.
Title: I've Got You
Genre: h/c
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 1,690
Warning: angst, schmoop
Summary: Zach calls Chris, who's had a really bad day.
Title: One Missed Call*
Genre: humor, smut
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: 3,258
Warnings: dirty talk, discussion of ZQ/Matt Bomer
Summary: In which Zach gets a phone call and Chris obsesses.
Title: Folie à Deux
Genre: PWP
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: 3,621
Warnings: first person POV, masturbation, fingering
Summary: Zach might have a little bit of a thing for Chris' hands. Chris might have noticed.
Title: Training Wheels (Master Post)*
Genre: AU, h/c, first time
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: 37,996
Warning: angst -- see more specific warnings in each chapter heading
Summary: surrogate (n): one appointed to act in place of another; a substitute
Title: Eyes Only
Genre: crack, humor
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 6,262
Warning: outsider POV, voyeurism(ish)
Prompt: Just so we are clear- there's no such thing as a 'Pinto Mafia.' That would imply there's something to cover up. Which, ok, there are some things that do need to be concealed, but that's just because they're idiots and need protection from themselves. It's not like they are fucking. We think.
Title: Office Hours
Genre: AU, first time
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: 17,388
Summary: Zach as the young adjunct prof and Chris as his student.
NOTE: Because a version of this story has been accepted for publication, this fic has been set to Private. Message me for details, or purchase it here. You can still view acquiescence_'s lovely art for the fic here.
Title: Divalicious (10/11)
Genre: AU, humor
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: 5,242
Warnings: rimming, angst
Summary: Zach is developing a reputation in the business for being an out-of-control diva. John's head of his management team and, in a last ditch attempt to save Zach's career, brings in Chris, the PA from hell, to whip Zach into shape.
Note: This is part 10 of an 11 part round robin series. Read the whole thing starting here.
Title: Multitasking
Genre: PWP
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: 1,078
Warnings: 69, body fluids, rimming, biting
Summary: Chris really prefers to concentrate on one task at a time.
Title: Turnabout Intruder in My Pants (Master Post)
Genre: crack, smut, first time
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: 22,791
Warning: overused fandom trope (see individual parts for more detailed warnings)
Summary: When Chris wakes up one Monday morning, he's definitely not where he should be...
Title: Get No Blame, Feel No Shame
Genre: crack, smut, first time
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: 8,257
Summary: Chris doesn’t have the courage to tell Zach how he feels. But someone else might…
Title: Somewhere That's Green*
Genre: AU, first time
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: 21,712
Warnings: underage sexuality (both are 17), past Chris/Beau and Zach/Matt, dental roleplay (kind of)
Summary: High school drama club AU. Karl just rolled his eyes. “Look, Zach’s my best friend, but he needs to learn how to deal with not getting the lead for once.”
Title: Morning Glory
Genre: PWP
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: 1,513
Warning: sleepy sex
Summary: In which Chris changes his opinion about waking up early
Title: Consumed*
Genre: PWP
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: 1,721
Warnings: vore, bondage, mild humiliation, gagging, biting
Summary: It's a fantasy he's toyed with for years, but really, how do you bring it up? Mention that the whole Hansel and Gretel thing kind of messed with his head as a kid?
Title: Feels Just Like It Should
Genre: first time, humor, smut
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: 8,548
Warnings: teasing, dirty talk, spanking
Summary: In which a Wager is made and Donuts are consumed...
Title: Louder Than Sirens, Louder Than Bells
Genre: smut
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: 3,651
Warnings: D/s, mild humiliation, toys, bondage
Summary: They’re only using one toy tonight - if you don’t count the necktie binding Chris’ arms behind him or the one covering his eyes, and Zach doesn’t. Fifth in the Toy Box series.
Title: The Steelrod Chronicles
Genre: first time, smut, humor, five times
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: 10,407
Warnings: brief Chris/OMC, Zach/OMCs, talk of medical procedures
Summary: AU - 5 times Chris sort of regretted having a porn star as a roommate and 1(.5) time(s) he didn’t mind so much
Title: Chris and Zach Go to a Nudie Beach
Genre: PWP, humor
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: 4,379
Warnings: exhibitionism, public sex, mild painplay
Summary: “Zach, take your clothes off. People are starting to stare.”
Title: Jordan Has Two Daddies
Genre: kid!fic, first time, humor
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: 15,900
Summary: When Chris gets an unexpected new family member, he calls Zach for help.
Title: A Good Hard Lei
Genre: AU, smut, first time
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: 9,016
Warnings: very mild D/s, rimming
Summary: Then the question comes: “So, Chris, what do you do?”
Title: Aum
Genre: PWP
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: 1,209
Summary: Y’know that one necklace that Zach wears? Yeah, so does Chris.
Title: Pretty Piece of Flesh
Genre: smut
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: 6,686
Warnings: D/s, mentions of spanking/flogging, bondage, needleplay
Summary: Chris wants to test his limits. Sixth in the Toy Box series.
Title: I Need You So Much Closer (Master Post)
Genre: angst, h/c, first time
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: 28,850
Warnings: angst, off-stage sexual assault (see Master Post for more detail)
Summary: “Something happened. In Pittsburgh. Something bad.”
Title: The Pirate King and the Cabin Boy
Genre: smut, fluff
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: 3,932
Summary: Zach has a nightmare, so Chris tells him a story.
Title: Wrecked
Genre: PWP
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: 1,159
Warnings: oversensitivity play, somewhat painful (but consensual) sex
Summary: Poor bb!Chris looks a bit tired, doesn’t he? Inspired by these pics.
Title: Paperback Writer
Genre: AU, smut, first time, humor
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: 7,770
Summary: When Professor Quinto gets a makeover and an interview in the hottest gay magazine in the country, he accidentally pisses off literary big-shot Chris Pine.
Title: Tribute
Genre: AU, first time, angst
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: 17,247
Warnings: angst, morbid (nonsexual) themes, slightly exaggerated age difference (though everyone’s legal)
Summary: Hunger Games AU - He should have been safe.
Title: The Rubble or Our Sins
Genre: angst, smut
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: 2,844
Warnings: mild emotional power play, jealousy
Summary: They’ve spent more than a year on separate coasts, living separate lives.
Chris/Zach/Anton
Title: Package Deal*
Genre: smut, humor
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: 4,108
Warning: threesome
Summary: Anton wants to know what he’s been missing out on.
Chris/Zach/Karl
Title: Taking Direction*
Genre: PWP
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: 2,489
Warnings: D/s (dom!Zach), gag, toys, voyeurism, spanking
Prompt: I'd like to see Zach taking a turn directing - directing Karl on how to fuck Chris.
Title: About Last Night
Genre: smut
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: 5,561
Warnings: threesome, mild D/s, rimming, dirty talk, biting
Summary: Zach needs to get Chris out of his system, but he needs Karl’s help to do it.
Chris/Zach/Zoe
Title: Repertoire
Genre: fluff, PWP
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: 4,384
Warnings: threesome, het, dirty talk, exhibitionism
Summary: Chris feels that Zach is lacking something in his sexual repertoire and enlists Zoe to help him out.
Bonus comment fic -- one week earlier (Chris/Zach only, NC-17)
Zach/OMC
Title: Paid For
Genre: character study
Rating: R
Word Count: 409
Warning: prostitution
Prompt: Zach/rentboy + lyrics from "Rich" by The Yeah Yeah Yeahs
Teen Wolf
Derek/Stiles
Title: The Perils of Fungi
Genre: humor, smut, first time
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: 4,119
Spoilers: none
Warnings: underage, dub-con of the sex pollen/fuck-or-die variety, barebacking
Summary: “Yeah, he’ll be fine,” Derek says evenly, hoping Scott is too freaked out to sense that it’s at least two-thirds of a lie because Derek probably knows what this is and Stiles is probably going to be just fine, but poking purple mushrooms with sticks has consequences, dammit.
Title: Mercy Has a Human Heart
Genre: h/c, angst, smut, future!fic
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: 6,162
Spoilers: a few very vague references to S2, nothing really spoilery
Warnings: angst, insecurity, barebacking
Summary: It only hurts if he tries to fight it.
Title: Chaos Theory
Genre: PWP
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: 1,840
Spoilers: none
Summary: It starts with a butterfly. I mean, probably. That’s Stiles’ best theory.
Title: Said the Joker to the Thief
Genre: post-ep, pre-slash
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 2,222
Spoilers: pretty much all of S2
Summary: Post-ep for 2x12 “Master Plan” So let us not talk falsely now / The hour is getting late
Title: Don't Want to Waste It
Genre: future!fic, smut
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: 4,445
Spoilers: none, though references characters from S2
Warnings: genderswap (always-a-girl!Derek/Dara)
Summary: Stiles is doing it on purpose this time, and everyone in the room, werewolf or not, knows it. Except Scott. Occasionally, Dara thinks, there are benefits to being Scott.
Title: P and Not-P
Genre: outsider POV, smut
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: 5,690
Spoilers: pretty much all of S2
Warnings: underage, a past sexual trauma is very briefly referred to in a flippant, immature way
Summary: In real life, unlike formal logic, all the premises can be true but the conclusion can still be false.
Title: Kick at the Darkness 'Til It Bleeds Daylight
Genre: smut, future!fic, romance
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: 4,170
Spoilers: none
Warnings: bondage, collaring, D/s (top!Stiles), rimming, barebacking
Summary: Stiles will never forget the day Derek first shoved the brand-new leather straps into his hands, mumbling a question Stiles couldn’t quite understand because all he heard was the unspoken I’ve never trusted anyone else with this. Based on this amazing (NSFW) bit of fanart.
Title: Cherrybomb
Genre: AU
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: 13,116
Spoilers: none
Warnings: angst, violent (nonsexual) fantasies, surveillance that could be seen as stalkerish behavior
Summary: Stiles is yanked up to his feet so fast that his world spins and his shoulder aches and he’s a second from screaming police brutality! when he gets a good look at the cop’s face. Holy shit. Stiles was just tackled to the ground by a fucking underwear model with a badge.
Title: Pack Up; Don't Stray
Genre: AU, h/c, angst, first time
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: 55,258
Spoilers: use of S2 characters
Warnings: themes of slavery (ownership, tagging/tattooing, collaring), canon-typical violence, references to underage sexual trauma and (nongraphic) torture, offstage and onstage death of minor characters, possessiveness
Summary: Werewolves are an enslaved underclass, collared and tagged by human masters. Detective Stilinksi’s on duty the night they bring in an untagged stray.
Title: Blushing Pretty
Genre: PWP
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: 3,256
Spoilers: none
Warnings: D/s overtones (top!Derek), bondage, barebacking
Summary: Tonight’s the rare occasion when he gets to take Stiles apart, piece by piece, and Stiles - annoying, mouthy, brilliant, gorgeous Stiles - lets him.
Title: Pucker Up
Genre: humor
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 3,518
Spoilers: use of S2 characters, very brief reference to end of S2
Warnings: underage (kissing only)
Summary: Stiles would have asked who in their right mind thought a kissing booth was a good idea for a fundraiser, except - oh, right - he’s on a lacrosse team populated entirely by male models.
Title: Mating Games Master Post
Genre: various
Rating: NC-17 (also contains Erica/Derek/Stiles and Erica/Stiles)
Word Count: various
Spoilers: use of S2 characters
Warnings: various
Summary: The six fics I wrote for
2013 and links to bonus challenges.
Title: Check
Genre: PWP
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: 2,802
Warning: sounding
Summary: Somewhere, Derek’s convinced, Stiles has a checklist, one that he’s been compiling since he hit puberty, of every single sexual act he’s ever wanted to try.
Title: Bought the T-Shirt
Genre: first time, smut
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: 6,278
Spoilers: through 3x03 “Fireflies”
Warnings: underage, consent issues of the fuck-or-die variety
Summary: Stiles needs some help with a thing.
Title: Closed Circuit
Genre: PWP
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: 3,690
Warning: threesome (Stiles/Derek/Stiles, but no self-cest)
Summary: Don’t piss off the witch on the third floor. Well, not too often.
Title: The Old Familiar Sting
Genre: h/c, angst, first time, recovery
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: 37,402
Warnings: underage, canon-typical violence, CHARACTER DEATH (not main pairing), grief, intravenous drug use, addiction, mentions of past trauma
Summary: To say the nightmares started back up again would be inaccurate - they never really went away, but they had faded to something manageable. Not anymore.
Title: Entelechy
Genre: established relationship, future!fic, smut
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: 7,243
Warning: knotting
Summary: entelechy (n): a realization or actuality as opposed to a potentiality
Erica/Stiles
Title: Shoebox Menagerie
Genre: humor, smut
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: 3,505
Warnings: underage, awkward sex
Summary: Stiles’ research has let him down. Seems what he needs is a more hands-off approach.
White Collar
Peter/Neal
Title: Contrite
Genre: post-ep, PWP
Rating: NC-17
Word Count:
Spoilers: 2x05 "Unfinished Business" and 2x06 "In the Red"
Warnings: blackmail, caning, voyeurism
Summary: Sara Ellis will drop the charges against Neal if Peter punishes him. While she watches.
Translations & Podfics
Russian
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Cocksucker (Pinto, hard R)
Podfics