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I keep forgetting to post this so I'll do it now. On Monday, during dinner, as I was chowing down on some delicious calamari, it occurred to me: "My God is tastier than your God".
I mean, compare either the incredible deliciousness that is squid or octopus and/or spaghetti & meatballs to the dry, blandness of the host or matzo. I mean really, after all of these years you'd think that your Lord and Savior would have updated his recipe. What kind of tasteless cannibals are you Christians?
Now that really wasn't meant to be mean-spirited but intended in a playful manner. But truly, the body of Christ as currently offered is not a particularly taste-tempting treat. I think it's time for you to update your religious flavor a bit.
How about a whole wheat wafer or maybe a garlic rosemary host? Why the blandness in tribute to your founder? You've already loosened a lot of your traditions up so why not this one?
Alright, now for those of you that are still with me, I will have a more proper (and less controversial) update later today.
TTFN!
I mean, compare either the incredible deliciousness that is squid or octopus and/or spaghetti & meatballs to the dry, blandness of the host or matzo. I mean really, after all of these years you'd think that your Lord and Savior would have updated his recipe. What kind of tasteless cannibals are you Christians?
Now that really wasn't meant to be mean-spirited but intended in a playful manner. But truly, the body of Christ as currently offered is not a particularly taste-tempting treat. I think it's time for you to update your religious flavor a bit.
How about a whole wheat wafer or maybe a garlic rosemary host? Why the blandness in tribute to your founder? You've already loosened a lot of your traditions up so why not this one?
Alright, now for those of you that are still with me, I will have a more proper (and less controversial) update later today.
TTFN!