Oct 16, 2014 12:05
- Wed, 23:14: #FightClub! #Squids vs #submarine http://t.co/0hCm4Sd4HH
- Wed, 23:38: #TweetOfTheDay: @ BreeOlson Don't trust people with low sex drives. I think they're robots.
- Thu, 09:46: #Aries: Angles may become a nuisance today, especially 90 degree angles. Boy, they're the worst!
- Thu, 09:47: #Taurus: Having a secret agenda is all very good, but posting it on your blog/company intranet is NOT advisable.
- Thu, 09:47: #Gemini: Whether you want to or not, this week will have a journey in store for you.
- Thu, 09:47: #Cancer: This message was brought to you in association with Craaaazy Christians Inc.
- Thu, 09:47: #Leo: Apocalyptic dreams may haunt you for the next few months, but may not mean that you're crazy.
- Thu, 09:47: #Virgo: Hit it all you want, but the elevator will take as long as it will take no matter how forcefully you press the button.
- Thu, 09:47: #Libra: If you can't see what the fuss is all about this week, try thinking about it from someone else's point of view.
- Thu, 09:47: #Scorpio: Old wives tales aren't smutty recollections of sexual conquests.
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