Wed, 05:42: #Aries: Going "wild" does not necessarily mean that you have to remove all your clothing.
Wed, 05:42: #Taurus: Find some candles, tonight will be filled with darkness.
Wed, 05:42: #Gemini: Remember to chew before you swallow, especially during oral sex.
Wed, 05:42: #Cancer: Dance like a madman, win the respect of colleagues and foes.
Wed, 05:43: #Leo: If you think you've got problems today, just wait until tomorrow!
Wed, 05:43: #Virgo: There is no word "ecseterar"... and it's definitely not abbreviated as ect.
Wed, 05:43: #Libra: Laminated wallpaper can be a great idea to turn your walls into washable, wipe-able blank canvasses.
Wed, 05:43: #Scorpio: You are more alert during your waking hours & this means you can see exactly how you are managing to throttle your fish to death.