May 20, 2004 01:31
Ok kiddiez I aint writin fresh 2nite...instead im gunna post an old story that I wrote a few weeks ago, Better friggin enjoy it!
Title: sticky bricks
One day there was a Giraf and his name was walter.....one day walter went to a nude beach and scared everyone there away ( i mean come on if your tits were hangin out and this gifaf was like like DAM BITCH, i bet udd run too)....so filled with grief and self doubt walter decided to drown himself! he charged for the water! now keep in mind this nagger had a long ass neck so it took him a while to get far enough into the water to pull this off....when he got his head under water he saw an oktopie! and HER name was sharleen. Walter got a giraf stiffy right away and decided that this whole nuke my existance thing wasnt for him...
Now sharleen was a lonely oktopie....she had aids and no one wanted to bone her....but she noticed this long necked fag that didnt seem to belong under water n figured he must out of place....she needed a friend bad! and figured me must b good with a totem pole like that!....she swam over instantly and introduced herself. Now walter bein kinda out of beathe needed a little help with the whole staying alive situation so he talked fast and cut a deal...if she would save him he would rail the infested lil bulb with tenticals...she agreed and helped his stupid ass get some air....now with walters head was above water and body below...the action could begin!
Sharleen bein the sticky little bitch she was just kinda lached on and started suckin....walter didnt frown on this but it wasnt really his bag...so he told her to just put it in.....20 min later with lil cup marks all over his spotted girafness he spunked and sent that little whore akross the ocean...feeling satisfied and a bit uneasy about the afternoons events he got out of the water and went home...
Epilogue: Walter croaked from aids at a very early age!
Moral= "Chances are if you phuk anything with tenticals your going to regret it later"