OFFICIAL REPORT #1: THE FINDING AND ADDRESMENT OF THE FULLMETAL ALCHEMIST AND HIS ENSUING PUNISHMENT

[the_cololnel]

TO EDWARD ELRIC AKA 'THE FULL METAL ALCHEMIST'. YOU HAVEN'T BEEN REPORTING IN, ED! We're worried about you, thinking you might have been hurt or killed, but here we find you playing around on this social networking site. IF I HAVE TO DO PAPERWORK, THEN YOU HAVE TO GO DO YOUR WORK TOO.

To everyone else:I am Colonel Roy Mustang, the Flame Alchemist

Comments

[tattooedtwin]

Grand age of the military? Ugh.

Man, you really have an overinflated ego, don't you?

[the_cololnel]

Maybe, but I consider that a good thing in my line of work.

[tattooedtwin]

Aren't you supposed to set a good example for your subordinates? I don't think having a big head helps that.

[the_cololnel]

I set a good example simply by being in command.

[tattooedtwin]

Simply being in command doesn't really do anything.

[the_cololnel]

It does when it's me.

[tattooedtwin]

...That's stupid.