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300 in 15 Minutes!
Small Excerpt from this movie:
Xerxes, the God-King of Persia
[The God-King of Persia rolls up on his Antelope Throne to represent. Xerxes is seven feet tall and fabulous.]
XERXES: BOW TO ME.
LEONIDAS: Why should we?
XERXES: Our culture is far superior to yours.
LEONIDAS: Girl, please-give me one example.
XERXES: My panties are made of solid gold.
THE CAPTAIN: You know, they are pretty fierce-
LEONIDAS: SHUT UP.
XERXES: If you refuse to submit, I will wipe every trace of Sparta from this earth! No one will even remember that you existed!
LEONIDAS: Yeah? Then how do you explain this movie?
XERXES: GAHHHH.
Sex Advice from Sudoku Champions
Excerpts:
My boyfriend doesn't want to tell me how many people he's slept with. Do you think it's better to keep this number secret, or is honesty really the best policy?
This is the one question that's going to have the most lies. There's the multiply by three, divide by three rule - men will make their number higher, women will make theirs lower. It's the elephant in the room. I don't know if there's ever any good end to that conversation.
I have a crush on a puzzle-solving champion. Any tips for seducing them?
Write him a love note in Sudoku form.
NSFW: Weird Porn Titles
NSFW: German Career Ad Suspiciously Reminiscent of Goatse
And: Where the Fuck is Carmen Sandiego?
Small Excerpt from this movie:
Xerxes, the God-King of Persia
[The God-King of Persia rolls up on his Antelope Throne to represent. Xerxes is seven feet tall and fabulous.]
XERXES: BOW TO ME.
LEONIDAS: Why should we?
XERXES: Our culture is far superior to yours.
LEONIDAS: Girl, please-give me one example.
XERXES: My panties are made of solid gold.
THE CAPTAIN: You know, they are pretty fierce-
LEONIDAS: SHUT UP.
XERXES: If you refuse to submit, I will wipe every trace of Sparta from this earth! No one will even remember that you existed!
LEONIDAS: Yeah? Then how do you explain this movie?
XERXES: GAHHHH.
Sex Advice from Sudoku Champions
Excerpts:
My boyfriend doesn't want to tell me how many people he's slept with. Do you think it's better to keep this number secret, or is honesty really the best policy?
This is the one question that's going to have the most lies. There's the multiply by three, divide by three rule - men will make their number higher, women will make theirs lower. It's the elephant in the room. I don't know if there's ever any good end to that conversation.
I have a crush on a puzzle-solving champion. Any tips for seducing them?
Write him a love note in Sudoku form.
NSFW: Weird Porn Titles
NSFW: German Career Ad Suspiciously Reminiscent of Goatse
And: Where the Fuck is Carmen Sandiego?