2.23 - The Doctor is In
Tonight at 7:15pm, the CHS Mock Trial defense team had their second trial. Despite a stellar prosecution and some timekeeping errors, the defense prevailed and won. No thanks to the bumbling psychiatrist who missed about half the evidence and was too nice to the attractive prosecutor. He should have made her bring him and show to him and read to him Exhibit E, but he didn't. He just answered her questions while mentally sizing her up. Multitasking is dangerous sometimes. But I always keep a portion of my brain empty for that. So it all worked out in the end.
Physics was good today. A girl in class had a shirt with low cleavage and not only did I catch a glimpse of her black bra, but thought I saw the 'top of the mountain' too.
DR. QUINZEL: Are you objectifying that young woman?
THE BRAIN: No, I'm just thinking about her with her clothes off.
DR. QUINZEL: Do you think she'd look better with her clothes off?
THE BRAIN: Stands to reason that if she looks good with her clothes on, she'd look better with her clothes off.
DR. QUINZEL: You're scum.
THE BRAIN: I know.
I have to write up a lab for tomorrow and am thoroughly exhausted. This trial took a lot more out of me than the last one. My homework is minimal, but I haven't eaten yet and that always puts a damper on things. I think I'll watch Will and Grace and have some chicken fried rice. I like me some chicken fried rice. Mmm!
Tomorrow I have a midterm in history that I'm almost positive I'm going to fail. But I got into college and can have a little slack. Just a little! I mean, I've gotten four detentions for skipping PE and Sr. Health, but fortunately, I feel it was worth it and if I can rationalize it in my own mind, I'm okay with it.
There's more to say here, but I have neither the time or the energy to say it. I'm going to eat dinner, watch TV, and sleep deep through many nights.
Respectfully Submitted,
Art "The Brain"
Physics was good today. A girl in class had a shirt with low cleavage and not only did I catch a glimpse of her black bra, but thought I saw the 'top of the mountain' too.
DR. QUINZEL: Are you objectifying that young woman?
THE BRAIN: No, I'm just thinking about her with her clothes off.
DR. QUINZEL: Do you think she'd look better with her clothes off?
THE BRAIN: Stands to reason that if she looks good with her clothes on, she'd look better with her clothes off.
DR. QUINZEL: You're scum.
THE BRAIN: I know.
I have to write up a lab for tomorrow and am thoroughly exhausted. This trial took a lot more out of me than the last one. My homework is minimal, but I haven't eaten yet and that always puts a damper on things. I think I'll watch Will and Grace and have some chicken fried rice. I like me some chicken fried rice. Mmm!
Tomorrow I have a midterm in history that I'm almost positive I'm going to fail. But I got into college and can have a little slack. Just a little! I mean, I've gotten four detentions for skipping PE and Sr. Health, but fortunately, I feel it was worth it and if I can rationalize it in my own mind, I'm okay with it.
There's more to say here, but I have neither the time or the energy to say it. I'm going to eat dinner, watch TV, and sleep deep through many nights.
Respectfully Submitted,
Art "The Brain"