(Voice)

[-Hiccups-]

People? What people? Surely these fools are not here for my precious wine!

If so, I shall cut them all down with my b-[-hiccup-] blade if need be!

Now...

Where is that fodder again? Ugh! [-Whispering-] My head is killing me...

[ooc: guess who is tipsy from all the wine during a 4th wall event?]

(Video; Chinese)

[-The video starts off with Cao Cao laughing madly as he records the kitchen. He gets closer to the running sink and it's easy to tell that it's not water rolling down from the faucet.-]

It's wine! Real wine! Look at that glorious red hue!

[-Zooms in the camera for a better and clearer view of the "oh-so wonderful" wine.-]The ( Read more... )

...It seems that something may be at amidst here.

The scientists have been quiet for far too long and I knew that some kind of evil would befall upon us. Although, does it seem quite odd for all of us present here to be experiencing the same sense of dread?

I have no doubt that this is their doing.

Thus the games begin!

I have no idea who this 'lavender-haired woman' is but I hope she shall be of some use to me. I cannot linger for long but I must warn those who are adamant about fighting this latest horde of beasts. They are not as simplistic as they seem, do not join into this battle with arrogance and be mindful to use tactics rather than ( Read more... )

What in the name of Heavens is happening here?! My bastard of a son is now speaking in tongues and that Sun Ce is acting as if the world just dandy ( Read more... )

Why I am helping Sun Ce out of all people?! This is ridiculous! Did I really feel that moved by that child's agony ( Read more... )

Why are they trying to kill us? It would be meaningless to slaughter your supposed workforce if you truly intend of rebuilding this broken land.

Therefore, why are they trying to kill us?

This must be a deliberate act, there is no mistake that these sorcerers are trying to kill us--and they have succeeded in killing many of us so far ( Read more... )