I know I haven't done a post of any kind in forever. So much is going on/has happened/has to be done.

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http://www.cnn.com/2006/SHOWBIZ/11/04/doogie.ap/index.html

Reads like an onion article except that it says nothing about a forgotten career-marking show or how he looks like hell and needed something to get his name out again.