STUPID!
I'm posting this here because I can't erupt here at work.
Standing message to any and all Students too fucking stupid to pay attention:
HEY ASSHOLE! There is a mutherfucking COLOR sign with GODDAMN
PICTURE INSTRUCTIONS! plastered to the front of the machine that has Stop Signs around
that which you shouldn't do. It's right under that big ass bold message that says,
"DO NOT insert card at an angle." I even put the red barred circle on that image
just in case you entitled little fucks were passed by a teacher trying to be nice
and couldn't read.
You know, that shit that every one of you mentally gelatinous fucktards are doing
before calling me to cuss me for my machine being shitty? The same machine that
I have to go down and completely fucking Disassemble Johnny 5 JUST to get your
worthless ass card back to you, so you can do it again. Now nevermind that I can
and have tested every one of your goddamn cards after I get them out, only to find
that you are in fact too fucking dumb to use the card properly...since it always
works exactly as it should when I use it...you know, like the right goddamn way!?
So before you go and have your mommy call me for being a mean mean man and not
shitting myself to run do your bidding that exact second in another building
when I'm quite honestly doing something else that is leaps and geometric fucking
bounds more important....
RTFM YOU TWAT!
EDIT: I feel a great deal better after posting that and actually seeing
it for myself. It always helps that my Director (who has been and still
is in Phoenix all week) called and said that things A, B, and C should be
done immediately...all of which I did over a year ago. She then noted
that since I've checked out the machine and the signs are up, that all we
can do is work with it, at least until the end of this week. After that,
we'll evaluate if we keep that machine in operation or not. I do enjoy
putting up my sign that says this machine will not longer be maintained
due to continuous complaints and maintenance issues. Because that means
they get what they wanted and now they get to see what that's really
like. I've done that in two other locations and it is always a high point
for me.
Standing message to any and all Students too fucking stupid to pay attention:
HEY ASSHOLE! There is a mutherfucking COLOR sign with GODDAMN
PICTURE INSTRUCTIONS! plastered to the front of the machine that has Stop Signs around
that which you shouldn't do. It's right under that big ass bold message that says,
"DO NOT insert card at an angle." I even put the red barred circle on that image
just in case you entitled little fucks were passed by a teacher trying to be nice
and couldn't read.
You know, that shit that every one of you mentally gelatinous fucktards are doing
before calling me to cuss me for my machine being shitty? The same machine that
I have to go down and completely fucking Disassemble Johnny 5 JUST to get your
worthless ass card back to you, so you can do it again. Now nevermind that I can
and have tested every one of your goddamn cards after I get them out, only to find
that you are in fact too fucking dumb to use the card properly...since it always
works exactly as it should when I use it...you know, like the right goddamn way!?
So before you go and have your mommy call me for being a mean mean man and not
shitting myself to run do your bidding that exact second in another building
when I'm quite honestly doing something else that is leaps and geometric fucking
bounds more important....
RTFM YOU TWAT!
EDIT: I feel a great deal better after posting that and actually seeing
it for myself. It always helps that my Director (who has been and still
is in Phoenix all week) called and said that things A, B, and C should be
done immediately...all of which I did over a year ago. She then noted
that since I've checked out the machine and the signs are up, that all we
can do is work with it, at least until the end of this week. After that,
we'll evaluate if we keep that machine in operation or not. I do enjoy
putting up my sign that says this machine will not longer be maintained
due to continuous complaints and maintenance issues. Because that means
they get what they wanted and now they get to see what that's really
like. I've done that in two other locations and it is always a high point
for me.