Following a mishap with the blender and the quick outfit change that resulted from it, Ashby was back in the kitchen, cooking off the last bit of pancake batter and topping the last of the fruit tarts
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Delirium had millions of years of experience dealing with human mortals. She had endless patience. She had seen her siblings throw tantrums, flood their realms and destroy things just because they didn't get what they wanted. Delirium could handle that but what she could not handle was Abigail Celia Talos of the Endless in full out strop.
"Moomin!" Abby yelled, screwing up her face at her mother as Del placed her in a chair. Abby kicked her feet, slamming her fists down in front of her. "Wan Moomin!"
"Abby, Abby stop. You can have Moomin after breakfast," Del said looking at her daughter as she tried to get her to eat. However she wasn't having any of the pancakes and was instead screaming loudly. Hitting the table again and again and again.
"No! No! No!" Abby yelled. "Wan Moomin! Wan Moomin Now"Okies, I'll go get Moomin." Del said rubbing her temples as she slid out her seat. Really she would rather deal with all the Dead again than deal with her daughter throwing a tantrum. Del grabbed someone as she passed by. "Can you watch her
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"Whoa, no. Not your dad, kid. I'm on the pill," Lew said. It didn't matter that she probably had no clue what he was talking about. It made them even, actually, because he didn't know what the fuck a moomin was either. "I don't speak ankle-biter..."
Abby Celia scowled at him, her face scrunching up in immense displeasure at the word no. She didn't like people saying no at her, it was her word. And she, like her aunt, liked getting her own way.
"No! No, da!" Abby yelled annoyed. Abby wriggled in her chair, grabbing her hands at him. "Now."
"You want proof? Look." Stepping closer, Lew showed the little girl his teeth. Not a fang in sight. "See? All normal like. Can your dad say that? Nuh-uh."
Abby stared at him before stretching her hands to touch.
"Eeth," Abby said before turning her head sharply at a rather harassed looking Delirium with a white hippo-troll shaped creation. Abby squealed loudly and bounced up and down happily. "Moomin! Moomin! Moomin seee!"
"Do you think humans realise that when they're body clocks approach two they must act terribly?" Delirium asked Lew curiously as she held out Moomin for Abby to take. Abby had a thing for hippos it seemed. At least Daniel was mostly... well, no he wasn't normal at all either. "Oh, are you and Hank together?"
"Not really," Lew answered. He wasn't about to give credit to toddlers for being that smart. Nothing that crapped its own pants deserved that kind of credit.
"Aaaand no. I mean, we're practically joined at the short and curlies, but there's no penetration. The box was just trying to be funny."
Delirium smiled wickedly at the mention of penetration. Looking between Hank and Lew she grinned and bent to pick up Moomin when Abby as always threw him away.
"That's a shame, that would be fun." Delirium said handing Moomin back to Abby. "Does it give t-shirts out like that? I could get one for Robb and then maybe he would realise I want to have sex with him."
"Could always make one if it doesn't offer you what you're looking for." He'd seen what she'd done to Stephen's suits; a bedazzled shirt was nothing compared to that. He wouldn't have made a t-shirt in order to get into someone's pants, but to each their own.
"Mmmm, would you have sex with me if I made a t-shirt like that for you?" Delirium asked. She could bedazzle a t-shirt but maybe it would blind him and then he would never see her love blaring out from her chest at him.
"Sure," Lew confirmed with a shrug. "I'm easy like that, though. Don't know if the same can be said for the guy you have eyes for. Can't really hurt to try."
"Moomin!" Abby yelled, screwing up her face at her mother as Del placed her in a chair. Abby kicked her feet, slamming her fists down in front of her. "Wan Moomin!"
"Abby, Abby stop. You can have Moomin after breakfast," Del said looking at her daughter as she tried to get her to eat. However she wasn't having any of the pancakes and was instead screaming loudly. Hitting the table again and again and again.
"No! No! No!" Abby yelled. "Wan Moomin! Wan Moomin Now"Okies, I'll go get Moomin." Del said rubbing her temples as she slid out her seat. Really she would rather deal with all the Dead again than deal with her daughter throwing a tantrum. Del grabbed someone as she passed by. "Can you watch her ( ... )
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"No! No, da!" Abby yelled annoyed. Abby wriggled in her chair, grabbing her hands at him. "Now."
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"Eeth," Abby said before turning her head sharply at a rather harassed looking Delirium with a white hippo-troll shaped creation. Abby squealed loudly and bounced up and down happily. "Moomin! Moomin! Moomin seee!"
"Do you think humans realise that when they're body clocks approach two they must act terribly?" Delirium asked Lew curiously as she held out Moomin for Abby to take. Abby had a thing for hippos it seemed. At least Daniel was mostly... well, no he wasn't normal at all either. "Oh, are you and Hank together?"
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"Aaaand no. I mean, we're practically joined at the short and curlies, but there's no penetration. The box was just trying to be funny."
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"That's a shame, that would be fun." Delirium said handing Moomin back to Abby. "Does it give t-shirts out like that? I could get one for Robb and then maybe he would realise I want to have sex with him."
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