Wednesday Night at The Catscratch Club

[poison_lipstick]

The day was coming to a close as they opened the club, and it was a day that had just gotten weirder and weirder by the gorram second. Saffron had woken up with a boyfriend who was suddenly gay, had come across an ex-husband who was uncommonly cheery, and had made out with Major Perfect himself (who was no longer acting near as perfect) - and that

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[alaspoorwarrick]

Helen can say what she wants in whatever language she wants to say it, but, girlfriend, compared to that her butt is jiggly. Compared to that - I drain my second Cosmo and slide it down the bar with a demanding do you know who I am? eyebrow and wait for the next one to hit my hand - Michael Fineass Phelps is jiggly. I cannot stop watching and all the gyrating and twisting, oh honey, bring me a fan 'cos I'm about to pass right out from that hunk of burning man-meat, whew.

"It is just not true that the Big Man don't love Him a queer, because that right there, is a gift from God."

[scoobys_heart]

"Of course it is. A gift from God just for you, boss man." Came Xander's smooth voice as he stalked up to Warrick at the bar after his performance, clad only in his brown leather pants and boots, getting right into the other's personal space, a hand coming up to trailing down Warrick's arm.

[alaspoorwarrick]

"Damn, boy, you are just smoking tonight." Smoking as in someone bring me some water, can't you see I'm burning alive. Whew. "You are so fine." I give him a good once over and, honey, let me tell you I'd give him a thrice over or let him give me. With the way he's touching on me, I'm so there.

[scoobys_heart]

Xander just gave him a purely primal smirk as he moved to stand between Warrick's legs, hands resting suggestively on the man's knees. "Course I am. Only the best for your club right? And I ain't nothing but the best."

[alaspoorwarrick]

Skip the water and bring me the whole fire department, honey, this man's bringing down the house. And I'm ready to spread 'em and let him burn me down with it. Shit.

I run my hand up his arm to his shoulder and give him a smile like come on in, said the spider to the fly. "You've got that right. And, honey, I so approve of this new you. Very outre. Very sexy."

[scoobys_heart]

His answering smile made very clear who he thought the spider was. "Get used to it. I plan on staying this way. Sure as hell is alot more fun. Care to get in on that fun," He leaned in real close, moving his hips as he did so, "boss man."

[alaspoorwarrick]

Now, Helen might be telling me this isn't for real, but, oooh girl, let me tell you, if it isn't real, part of me didn't get the memo. Because, damn this man is ringing all my bells. "Honey, I'm about ready to declare this Tabula Rasa Fun Day, but I'm thinking--" I walk my fingers down his arm and across his chest. "Maybe you want to get in on it."

[scoobys_heart]

"In, out...Alls I know is, I want to make the bossman happy." Xander leaned forward and spoke against Warrick's lips. "Question is, what do you want that I can give you?" His smirk spoke full well of exactly what he was offering.

[alaspoorwarrick]

My little heart just flipped right on over and another part just did something more like a porpoise dive, if you get my drift. "I think we both know what I want." I close my lips against his, and give a breathy little sigh. "After we close up."

[scoobys_heart]

Moving his hips expertly as his arms came up to wrap around Warrick's neck, Xander said smartly, "How about I give you a little preview right now?" Then he kissed the other man quite forcefully, as his hips kept moving, rubbing in all the right places.

[alaspoorwarrick]

Whoa, mama, I'm in fear for my life from the hot man in my bar. You just know it was that kind of rubbing and grinding and kissing if I've got Styx for the soundtrack. "If that's just a preview, I think we're both in for the best night of our lives."

Sure, it's cocky, but it's a lot of hours before I can skate out of here without Helen making snarly faces and claws at me. I don't want him to forget.

[scoobys_heart]

Xander could only answer with a smile. "Guaranteed." He said in a soft purring voice, rubbing one more time with his hips, before pointedly taking a step back. "I'll be waiting, boss man." He gave Warrick a wink before step back towards the crowd.