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The day before, Stephen woke to find, of all things, a genuine Hollywood Walk of Fame star. He wasn't an actor, but as he almost told Asher before, he'd be a fantastic one if he was. Clearly, the star with his name on it was proof of that.
Anyway, he was happy because it meant he did get a random gift just like everyone else. He was even happy with Chloe's random gift, though he was a little put out by the hearts. And he didn't know exactly where his (well-deserved) star would go, but. The point was, he had been in a pretty good mood.
It lasted less than a day.
Because this morning, Stephen woke to find, of all things, boobs. Attached to him. Also, he was missing a certain rather important body part. In other words - he was suddenly a damn woman!
First he thought it was like before, that he had switched bodies with someone else, but once he got to a mirror he could tell that it was him, just...a female version. He looked at himself in mirrors enough as it was, so he could tell. He was an expert on himself. (Plus, he looked a tiny, tiny bit like his sisters. Whatever.)
So it was late enough in the day that he had done all his freaking out, shrieking with horror and wanting to break things. Plus, he could blame the sobbing on the female hormones. Yes, he was now in the next phase. Namely, the I Hate The World And Everyone In It phase. It was a healthy step, he thought. And being in this next phase, he decided it was time to leave the basement and venture into the kitchen. Because he was hungry.
He crept in, refusing to look at anyone else, arms crossed over his chest. Boobs got in the way. His hair got in the way, too, and he swore a lot, pushing it out of his eyes as he looked for food. He was still dressed in his pajamas because the clothes box seemed to think it was hilarious to offer him nothing but hooker-wear. As if. If Stephen had to be a woman, he would be a classy woman, thank you very much.
It meant nothing to him that other people were obviously affected by this stupid stupid island curse. All that mattered was that Stephen was. And it sucked.
[timed to early afternoon. come say hi to girl!Colbert, folks. he's not wearing his glasses because he thinks that will disguise him or something stupid. feel free to mock him a lot! :D all Ts welcome.]
Anyway, he was happy because it meant he did get a random gift just like everyone else. He was even happy with Chloe's random gift, though he was a little put out by the hearts. And he didn't know exactly where his (well-deserved) star would go, but. The point was, he had been in a pretty good mood.
It lasted less than a day.
Because this morning, Stephen woke to find, of all things, boobs. Attached to him. Also, he was missing a certain rather important body part. In other words - he was suddenly a damn woman!
First he thought it was like before, that he had switched bodies with someone else, but once he got to a mirror he could tell that it was him, just...a female version. He looked at himself in mirrors enough as it was, so he could tell. He was an expert on himself. (Plus, he looked a tiny, tiny bit like his sisters. Whatever.)
So it was late enough in the day that he had done all his freaking out, shrieking with horror and wanting to break things. Plus, he could blame the sobbing on the female hormones. Yes, he was now in the next phase. Namely, the I Hate The World And Everyone In It phase. It was a healthy step, he thought. And being in this next phase, he decided it was time to leave the basement and venture into the kitchen. Because he was hungry.
He crept in, refusing to look at anyone else, arms crossed over his chest. Boobs got in the way. His hair got in the way, too, and he swore a lot, pushing it out of his eyes as he looked for food. He was still dressed in his pajamas because the clothes box seemed to think it was hilarious to offer him nothing but hooker-wear. As if. If Stephen had to be a woman, he would be a classy woman, thank you very much.
It meant nothing to him that other people were obviously affected by this stupid stupid island curse. All that mattered was that Stephen was. And it sucked.
[timed to early afternoon. come say hi to girl!Colbert, folks. he's not wearing his glasses because he thinks that will disguise him or something stupid. feel free to mock him a lot! :D all Ts welcome.]