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There was a very anxious pig on the steps of the compound. Hamlet snuffled and oinked, his front feet on one step. He stamped and butted the door with his broad, flat head.
Eventually, the door opened, and Gus stepped out, in a fresh t-shirt with wet hair slicked back from his bruised, still slightly swollen face. Hamlet gave him a deeply reproachful look and butted him hard enough in the thigh that Gus took a step back.
"Hey...hey...what was that for? I was only taking a shower."
He took a step around Hamlet and down onto the path, but he didn't get more than a few steps before the pig butted him hard enough in the back of his knees to almost knock him down.
Gus rounded on Hamlet.
"For the love of God pig, what's gotten into you?"
Hamlet snorted.
"You're being ridiculous. It's a broken nose. It'll heal.." Gus rolled his eyes. "You're the only pig I've ever met with separation anxiety. And you didn't even like me a week ago." Gus paused. "And now I'm shouting at a pig. Wonderful."
ooc: Grown man arguing with his pig. Gus' face is pretty bashed up and bruised, and Hamlet is a very big pig. ST and late tags welcome.
Eventually, the door opened, and Gus stepped out, in a fresh t-shirt with wet hair slicked back from his bruised, still slightly swollen face. Hamlet gave him a deeply reproachful look and butted him hard enough in the thigh that Gus took a step back.
"Hey...hey...what was that for? I was only taking a shower."
He took a step around Hamlet and down onto the path, but he didn't get more than a few steps before the pig butted him hard enough in the back of his knees to almost knock him down.
Gus rounded on Hamlet.
"For the love of God pig, what's gotten into you?"
Hamlet snorted.
"You're being ridiculous. It's a broken nose. It'll heal.." Gus rolled his eyes. "You're the only pig I've ever met with separation anxiety. And you didn't even like me a week ago." Gus paused. "And now I'm shouting at a pig. Wonderful."
ooc: Grown man arguing with his pig. Gus' face is pretty bashed up and bruised, and Hamlet is a very big pig. ST and late tags welcome.