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[the_big_z]

My friends, it pains me to learn that most of you seem to have been taken in by the devious lie being perpetrated that somehow places me, an innocent bystander, as the true culprit of this heinous panty-snatching. I know that a man of justice and righteousness like me has a lot of enemies, but I never could have imagined that one would be so bold

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[godot_107]

Ha!

...Poor, dumb bastard.

Only one defense attorney who's ever set foot on this island would have half a chance of seeing you go free, and he's long gone.

[the_big_z]

So go get him. I don't see how this is so difficult.

[godot_107]

First of all, that's the furthest thing from being my responsibility.

*sips coffee*

Secondly, he's not even in this world. Disappeared. Unless the cosmos decide to spit him back out here just to come to your aid, there's no way we'll see him.

[the_big_z]

Why shouldn't it? I deserve as much! I've been wrongly accused!

[godot_107]

We'll see about that!