(no subject)
My friends, it pains me to learn that most of you seem to have been taken in by the devious lie being perpetrated that somehow places me, an innocent bystander, as the true culprit of this heinous panty-snatching. I know that a man of justice and righteousness like me has a lot of enemies, but I never could have imagined that one would be so bold as to frame me for so devious a crime. My friends, not unlike Robot Jesus, I have been hefted upon my titanium cross, to bear the sins of someone else's doing.
But it's alright! I realize that you are misled, and I forgive you. Even in the deep throes of martyrdom, I extend the olive oil of compassion in your direction. There comes a time in every man's life when he must face the music and stand firm in the face of adversity. Because my friends, you can take away a man's title and his uniform, but you can never take away his integrity, or his honor.
Plus it was mostly Izuru's fault.