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[the_big_z]

My, words cannot express how nice it is to get out of that disgusting uniform. Pantsless? Velour? Honestly, what was I thinking?

I really must apologize for the way I've acted since arriving here. I suppose it's not much better than you could expect from any other male pig, but really, my behavior was inexcusable. To think that I could actually be

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[thelostseraph]

Now this is a welcome change.

[the_big_z]

Hiiiieee, Ledah! Oh, I'm sooo sorry I misled you about the crabs thingie. Turns out, the "crabs" I was talking about weren't a delicious seafood dish, but rather an embarrassing sexually-transmitted parasite! Teehee, silly me, huh?

[thelostseraph]

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I would say that I appreciate your honesty. But I would be lying.

No matter. I shall not give up my quest so easily.

[the_big_z]

Yeah! Good for you, Ledah! Don't let the male hierarchy keep you down!

[thelostseraph]

The -- Huh. Well.

It is still a vast improvement.