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[the_big_z]

My, words cannot express how nice it is to get out of that disgusting uniform. Pantsless? Velour? Honestly, what was I thinking?

I really must apologize for the way I've acted since arriving here. I suppose it's not much better than you could expect from any other male pig, but really, my behavior was inexcusable. To think that I could actually be

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[alluring_rogue]

...

Not sure about this one...

[the_big_z]

Oh, hello, Heather. Nice day, isn't it?

[alluring_rogue]

Oh yes, everything's been looking very nice today.

[the_big_z]

Teehee! I couldn't agree more.

[alluring_rogue]

...Seems like you've gotten used to being the better sex pretty quickly.

[the_big_z]

Oh, of course. I've always been a beautiful woman at heart, I just never knew how to express it.

[alluring_rogue]

This is actually making me ill. Sigh, the things I do.

Oh, of course. I'm definitely glad to have another pretty face around here.

[the_big_z]

Thanks, Heathy-weathy. You're such a good friend!

[alluring_rogue]

*Twitches*

Uh, yeah. Right.

Damn it, figures Zapp loses the libido. That'd make this so much easier.

Now that you're...liberated, got any plans~? Anything to...make the experience memorable~?

[the_big_z]

I saw the cutest set of tulips when I was out jogging. I was thinking of taking an old watering can and making it into a makeshift flower arrangement!

[alluring_rogue]

Not...quite what I meant.

Got any plans to...spend time with someone?

[the_big_z]

Oh, I don't know. I was planning to just curl up tonight with a good book and some cocoa.

[alluring_rogue]

Sounds great.

No plans on curling up with someone instead of a silly book~?

[the_big_z]

Oh, I shouldn't think so. Kiffywiffy's not here, and I don't have any other close galpals. *sigh* Must've driven them all off. And I'm certainly not letting any men over.

[alluring_rogue]

No, uh, 'galpals'? Well, I'm a little hurt~

[the_big_z]

Oh my, you're hurt? Are you bleeding? I'll call a healer!