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yup LONG time isnt it dudes? damn it all summer i didnt do shit for this thing but heres another one that i gotta bring up... for some of u who ive talked to or read some of my emails or whatever, i guess i kinda promised to write about the ever erotic topic of LOVE, but i think i could hold off on it for a while since ive been doing some personal research that might help me out.. haha ok here it is... this one is called MAX CAPACITY OF COOL
u know how way back in the day, human population was like realy small.. and as time went by it grew geometrically by massive numbers for a long time.. then leveled off to where we're at right now right now at 6 billion+ maybe even 7 billion already? well thast cuz what we call that is having reached MAX CAPACITY.. and i think MAX CAPACITY works for everything man.... and mostly on what we consider to be COOL... yup dudes , true story, COOL is forever changing , but sometimes i feel like we reached the ultimate cool already.. like max capacity has long come and gone and we cant move on.... even the word COOL has reached MAX CAPACITY.. back in the day there were words like SOLID, THE BEES KNEES, THE CATS MEOW, and more recently-- BAD (AS IN GOOD), TIGHT, SICK, FLY, RAW, and THE SHIT (plus variations: THE SHIZZNIT etc.) ... maybe even BADASS just to show how many we got. but dudes, only COOL has survived the test of time... even BAD-- the COOLEST of the synonyms for COOL--- has died out!!!! WEVE BEEN ON COOL FOR LIKE 20 YEARS NOW!! and i dont think something like THE SHIZZNIT or RAW will last too long so i think we're pretty safe with COOL. so if the word can reach MAX CAPACITY .. then what it represents can reach MAX CAPACITY... i know dudes i know.. this SUCKS ASS DOESNT IT???!!!!yes it does.. cuz the nerds that said "well my mom says that right now im a anobody but that one day the tables will turn and I WILL BE THE COOL ONE.. the day will come wne braces r in, muscles r out, boardgames r in, proffesional sports r out, when owning the entire ugi-oh collection for playing decks 1-687 will ACTUALLY MEAN SOMETHING and BEING POPULAR IN HIGHSCHOOL WILL MEAN NOTHING!!!" ...sorry dudes wont happen... 1) cuz ugi-oh isnt cool and never will be and 2) because ur MOM ISNT A FORTUNE TELLER (my apologies to those whose moms are) so no dudes... give up on being COOL... CUZ THE WORD AND THE MEANING HASNT CHANGED FOR A WHILE AND THE WAY ITS LOOKING IT WONT FOR MANY MANY YEARS!
but back to max capacity of cool....u guys remember back in the day when we were kids when the coolest thing u could own was one of those pullover starter jackets of ur favorite team with the pouch in front and BAD ASS team logo on the back? yeah i remember... i had an anahiem mighty ducks one... and ill never own a cooler jacket... those jackets were AWESOME!!!!! ive taken a survey and EVERYONE agrees... we reached max capacity on cool jackets... never will there be a cooler jacket to own dudes and never will the killer designers at the big name companies come up with anything even remotely close... its over man this sucks.. unless they go retro and bring them back.. which in my opinion ... is the best thing that could happen...... EVER! and this goes for most things that have to do with style man... u notice how back in the 50's people would imagine what the people from the year 2000 wearing like space suits that look RIDICULOUS!!! thast cuz jeans and cotton \are the max capacity of cool... u tell the rappers that if they wear skin tight plastic clothing with bubbles over their heads that its cooler than sporting their rocawear, gymshoes and bling... DO IT!!! u cant cuz its STUPID!!! and how we always see on tv those odd shaped, jagged looking furniture from the "not-too-distant future"? seriously when is that gonna be cool? never... its been the not too distant future for 50 years now. WE'RE NOT CATCHING ON DUDES.. that will never be cool... jeans r cool.. fuck spacesuits...
DAMN IT IT SUCKS!!!!... this next ones a personal one that i cant get over... and since most of the people reading this r mexican u guys can relate... WERENT THE MEXICO NATIONAL TEAM JERSEYS WITH THE AZTEC CALENDAR THE COOLEST?????? WHY GET RID OF A GOOD THING? if its not broken DONT FIX IT!!!! FUCK dudes it pisses me off... we had THE COOLEST jerseys and now we got SHIT (which is not to be confused with THE SHIT)... we will never have cooler looking jerseys dude... i dont think anyone else has ever had a cooler looking jersey either.. no other country had one of those BAD ASS jerseys that made their country proud... ida been happy if we never changed that jersey... even if in 100 years soccer merged with hockey since theyre already similar as hell and the new game was played in an icerink and we had a huge disadvantage due to our jerseys.. FUCK THAT WE LOOKED COOL.. and COLD too for that matter...haha... but still.. i rue the day they changed their jersey... now we got nothing on other teams.. u can kiss world champions good bye!........ next item SHOES!!!! (yeah i know jordan FUCK SHOES)
DUDES everyone knows my biggest passion is SHOES.. and EVERYONE KNOWS if i could i would become a shoe designer (having gone to georgetown as opposed to shoe design school has really put a hold on my dreams) ...and by the way it looks .. i might have a killer job and i might become the best in the industry really fast! MOST SHOES SUCK NOW MAN!!! HOW AWEFUL!!!....the onlyt ones that sell r the retro ones... or the classics and their variations... FUCK THAT SHIT... weve reached max capacity!!! thsi sucks... THE JORDANS DUDE!!! THE JORDANS HAVE REACHED MAX CAPAICTY!!!! that should never happen!!! HIS NAME IS MICHAEL JORDAN NOT MICHAEL JACKSON!!!!! and even the latter was the ultimate in cool (FUCK U NAYSAYERS!) but still dudes... after like 7th grade jordans really hit a brick wall.. the first like 8 were progressively getting better.. the 9 and 10s were not quite there and then BAMM!!! the xi's rocked everyones socks off!!! u knwo what im talking about- the 11s are the ones with the swade or however u spell it.. they were fuckin SICK (notice im single handedly keeping some of these cool synonyms alive) but too bad they were some of the poorest made shoes for the basketball court and werent too comfortable to run around in a lot and the bottom gel soul turned yellow after 2 weeks... but still those were COOL... and for the next few years, Jordan and his main man designer haverfeld or somethign like that were in their prime.... The 11s were the BAD (as in good)..the 12s were tiiiight!....the 13s were raw as hell.. the 14s were so fly they flew out of this world!!!!!!......... and then the 15s killed it not by slightly being sub par.. u know, like going from super fly to maybe just good...but by REAKING ASS MAN!! FUCK DUDE the 15s killed it... and then after that .. jordan and his main man were on and off... hed have a COOL shoe mixed in with a few bad ones .. but his name was jordan so he didnt care... the 16s were outerspace shoes .. of the not-to-distant-future u might say but they werent all that bad.... the 17s were AHHHH!!! AMAZING!!!! best shoe of the post 14 era... then the 18s and the 18.5s i could wipe my ass with.... people will say they were ok.. but this is jordan here... if its ok its BAD (not as in good).. the 19s were a pleasant surprise... i liked them but they musta been the shortest lived jordans ever... it was like he was in a hurry to crack out the 20s.. WHY THOUGH??? the twenties suck almost as much at the 15s!!!! oh man i hate those shoes.. but they sell like a mofo cuz theyre jordans... ugh. MAX CAPACITY, eat my ass!!
i figured id better get off the shoe thing before i kill someone.. now i ask u guys a question about what is currently cool... or at least mainstream cool which will tie in to the one after this one... why is it that white people-- (mostly) wear those bright ass neon colored shirts all of a sudden and think theyre cool? 1) theyre not COOL and 2) popping the collar doesnt help!.... so i wondered why they thought it was cool... but maybe its cuz we reached the max capacity already.. and were going retro to see where it was that we peaked at... its a trial and error thing.. and right now theyre in the early nineties back when will smith and jazzy jeff, along with t boz chilly and left eye were sporting the neon shit... get a clue white people.. only black people can do that... and u gotta respect that-- I DO!!! i wish like hell i could go to church in limegreen and not cause a commotion but thast not my deal man.. and i dont try to steal it... but i guess an argument can be that back then it was underground shit and now its mainstream... which let me tell u KILLS ANYTHING COOL... going from underground cool to mainstream cool can only lead to one thing.. the bottom of the pit... if ur mainstream ur out in my book and thast why REGGAETON IS ALMOST OUT IN MY BOOK!!!
reggaeton was cool man... it was.... i used to hear it and i was like cool man.. but i wanst a big fan of it... it was just that i knew about it and it was by all means a good genre that showcased latin rap to the fullest... and possibly because of this i really got into hip hop en espanol ( which is different than reggaeton) and when i heard oye mi canto on the radio i was like HELL YEAH!!! but now dudes...this sucks.. VIVA was replaced by LA CALLE.. and all the play is raggaeton ( and a little bit of la sinfonia.. lino we did it!) but now man.. im tired of it kinda... this is definately not max capaxity man.. it better not be... cuz ill be upset... the worst is that peopel put that shit on to earn themselves cool points among people... SHUT UP!!!! hate those people.. if u like it and u like it like for real ur a down ass vato.. btu if u play it to be COOL u missed it by a letter cuz all u r is a big TOOL!!! EAT MY ASS POSER!
so really .. this time i dont knwo what my message is.. maybe its "keep ur favorite COOL word alive" or "MAX CAPACITY EAT MY ASS" but whatever it is.. do ur own thing.. NOBODY LIKES POSERS DUDE............ PEACE OUT!
the one and only,
eddie
u know how way back in the day, human population was like realy small.. and as time went by it grew geometrically by massive numbers for a long time.. then leveled off to where we're at right now right now at 6 billion+ maybe even 7 billion already? well thast cuz what we call that is having reached MAX CAPACITY.. and i think MAX CAPACITY works for everything man.... and mostly on what we consider to be COOL... yup dudes , true story, COOL is forever changing , but sometimes i feel like we reached the ultimate cool already.. like max capacity has long come and gone and we cant move on.... even the word COOL has reached MAX CAPACITY.. back in the day there were words like SOLID, THE BEES KNEES, THE CATS MEOW, and more recently-- BAD (AS IN GOOD), TIGHT, SICK, FLY, RAW, and THE SHIT (plus variations: THE SHIZZNIT etc.) ... maybe even BADASS just to show how many we got. but dudes, only COOL has survived the test of time... even BAD-- the COOLEST of the synonyms for COOL--- has died out!!!! WEVE BEEN ON COOL FOR LIKE 20 YEARS NOW!! and i dont think something like THE SHIZZNIT or RAW will last too long so i think we're pretty safe with COOL. so if the word can reach MAX CAPACITY .. then what it represents can reach MAX CAPACITY... i know dudes i know.. this SUCKS ASS DOESNT IT???!!!!yes it does.. cuz the nerds that said "well my mom says that right now im a anobody but that one day the tables will turn and I WILL BE THE COOL ONE.. the day will come wne braces r in, muscles r out, boardgames r in, proffesional sports r out, when owning the entire ugi-oh collection for playing decks 1-687 will ACTUALLY MEAN SOMETHING and BEING POPULAR IN HIGHSCHOOL WILL MEAN NOTHING!!!" ...sorry dudes wont happen... 1) cuz ugi-oh isnt cool and never will be and 2) because ur MOM ISNT A FORTUNE TELLER (my apologies to those whose moms are) so no dudes... give up on being COOL... CUZ THE WORD AND THE MEANING HASNT CHANGED FOR A WHILE AND THE WAY ITS LOOKING IT WONT FOR MANY MANY YEARS!
but back to max capacity of cool....u guys remember back in the day when we were kids when the coolest thing u could own was one of those pullover starter jackets of ur favorite team with the pouch in front and BAD ASS team logo on the back? yeah i remember... i had an anahiem mighty ducks one... and ill never own a cooler jacket... those jackets were AWESOME!!!!! ive taken a survey and EVERYONE agrees... we reached max capacity on cool jackets... never will there be a cooler jacket to own dudes and never will the killer designers at the big name companies come up with anything even remotely close... its over man this sucks.. unless they go retro and bring them back.. which in my opinion ... is the best thing that could happen...... EVER! and this goes for most things that have to do with style man... u notice how back in the 50's people would imagine what the people from the year 2000 wearing like space suits that look RIDICULOUS!!! thast cuz jeans and cotton \are the max capacity of cool... u tell the rappers that if they wear skin tight plastic clothing with bubbles over their heads that its cooler than sporting their rocawear, gymshoes and bling... DO IT!!! u cant cuz its STUPID!!! and how we always see on tv those odd shaped, jagged looking furniture from the "not-too-distant future"? seriously when is that gonna be cool? never... its been the not too distant future for 50 years now. WE'RE NOT CATCHING ON DUDES.. that will never be cool... jeans r cool.. fuck spacesuits...
DAMN IT IT SUCKS!!!!... this next ones a personal one that i cant get over... and since most of the people reading this r mexican u guys can relate... WERENT THE MEXICO NATIONAL TEAM JERSEYS WITH THE AZTEC CALENDAR THE COOLEST?????? WHY GET RID OF A GOOD THING? if its not broken DONT FIX IT!!!! FUCK dudes it pisses me off... we had THE COOLEST jerseys and now we got SHIT (which is not to be confused with THE SHIT)... we will never have cooler looking jerseys dude... i dont think anyone else has ever had a cooler looking jersey either.. no other country had one of those BAD ASS jerseys that made their country proud... ida been happy if we never changed that jersey... even if in 100 years soccer merged with hockey since theyre already similar as hell and the new game was played in an icerink and we had a huge disadvantage due to our jerseys.. FUCK THAT WE LOOKED COOL.. and COLD too for that matter...haha... but still.. i rue the day they changed their jersey... now we got nothing on other teams.. u can kiss world champions good bye!........ next item SHOES!!!! (yeah i know jordan FUCK SHOES)
DUDES everyone knows my biggest passion is SHOES.. and EVERYONE KNOWS if i could i would become a shoe designer (having gone to georgetown as opposed to shoe design school has really put a hold on my dreams) ...and by the way it looks .. i might have a killer job and i might become the best in the industry really fast! MOST SHOES SUCK NOW MAN!!! HOW AWEFUL!!!....the onlyt ones that sell r the retro ones... or the classics and their variations... FUCK THAT SHIT... weve reached max capacity!!! thsi sucks... THE JORDANS DUDE!!! THE JORDANS HAVE REACHED MAX CAPAICTY!!!! that should never happen!!! HIS NAME IS MICHAEL JORDAN NOT MICHAEL JACKSON!!!!! and even the latter was the ultimate in cool (FUCK U NAYSAYERS!) but still dudes... after like 7th grade jordans really hit a brick wall.. the first like 8 were progressively getting better.. the 9 and 10s were not quite there and then BAMM!!! the xi's rocked everyones socks off!!! u knwo what im talking about- the 11s are the ones with the swade or however u spell it.. they were fuckin SICK (notice im single handedly keeping some of these cool synonyms alive) but too bad they were some of the poorest made shoes for the basketball court and werent too comfortable to run around in a lot and the bottom gel soul turned yellow after 2 weeks... but still those were COOL... and for the next few years, Jordan and his main man designer haverfeld or somethign like that were in their prime.... The 11s were the BAD (as in good)..the 12s were tiiiight!....the 13s were raw as hell.. the 14s were so fly they flew out of this world!!!!!!......... and then the 15s killed it not by slightly being sub par.. u know, like going from super fly to maybe just good...but by REAKING ASS MAN!! FUCK DUDE the 15s killed it... and then after that .. jordan and his main man were on and off... hed have a COOL shoe mixed in with a few bad ones .. but his name was jordan so he didnt care... the 16s were outerspace shoes .. of the not-to-distant-future u might say but they werent all that bad.... the 17s were AHHHH!!! AMAZING!!!! best shoe of the post 14 era... then the 18s and the 18.5s i could wipe my ass with.... people will say they were ok.. but this is jordan here... if its ok its BAD (not as in good).. the 19s were a pleasant surprise... i liked them but they musta been the shortest lived jordans ever... it was like he was in a hurry to crack out the 20s.. WHY THOUGH??? the twenties suck almost as much at the 15s!!!! oh man i hate those shoes.. but they sell like a mofo cuz theyre jordans... ugh. MAX CAPACITY, eat my ass!!
i figured id better get off the shoe thing before i kill someone.. now i ask u guys a question about what is currently cool... or at least mainstream cool which will tie in to the one after this one... why is it that white people-- (mostly) wear those bright ass neon colored shirts all of a sudden and think theyre cool? 1) theyre not COOL and 2) popping the collar doesnt help!.... so i wondered why they thought it was cool... but maybe its cuz we reached the max capacity already.. and were going retro to see where it was that we peaked at... its a trial and error thing.. and right now theyre in the early nineties back when will smith and jazzy jeff, along with t boz chilly and left eye were sporting the neon shit... get a clue white people.. only black people can do that... and u gotta respect that-- I DO!!! i wish like hell i could go to church in limegreen and not cause a commotion but thast not my deal man.. and i dont try to steal it... but i guess an argument can be that back then it was underground shit and now its mainstream... which let me tell u KILLS ANYTHING COOL... going from underground cool to mainstream cool can only lead to one thing.. the bottom of the pit... if ur mainstream ur out in my book and thast why REGGAETON IS ALMOST OUT IN MY BOOK!!!
reggaeton was cool man... it was.... i used to hear it and i was like cool man.. but i wanst a big fan of it... it was just that i knew about it and it was by all means a good genre that showcased latin rap to the fullest... and possibly because of this i really got into hip hop en espanol ( which is different than reggaeton) and when i heard oye mi canto on the radio i was like HELL YEAH!!! but now dudes...this sucks.. VIVA was replaced by LA CALLE.. and all the play is raggaeton ( and a little bit of la sinfonia.. lino we did it!) but now man.. im tired of it kinda... this is definately not max capaxity man.. it better not be... cuz ill be upset... the worst is that peopel put that shit on to earn themselves cool points among people... SHUT UP!!!! hate those people.. if u like it and u like it like for real ur a down ass vato.. btu if u play it to be COOL u missed it by a letter cuz all u r is a big TOOL!!! EAT MY ASS POSER!
so really .. this time i dont knwo what my message is.. maybe its "keep ur favorite COOL word alive" or "MAX CAPACITY EAT MY ASS" but whatever it is.. do ur own thing.. NOBODY LIKES POSERS DUDE............ PEACE OUT!
the one and only,
eddie