Doctor Who - The Crack Meme, Part II
It's Who day, I can just feel it. I cheated a little bit and did New-Who + Torchwood, but hey...
1. The Doctor (Ten)
2. Rose Tyler
3. Martha Jones
4. Jack Harkness
5. Ianto Jones
6. The Doctor (Nine)
7. Donna Noble
8. Mickey Smith
9. Sarah Jane Smith
10. Toshiko Sato
11. Owen Harper
12. Gwen Cooper
Have you ever read a six/eleven fic? Do you want to?
Nine/Owen? I haven’t seen one, but somebody should write it. The snark!
Do you think four is hot? How hot?
Um, it’s Jack. Jack is a hotness level of his own.
What would happen if twelve got eight pregnant?
If Gwen knocked up Mickey, the Doctor would have to save the universe from implosion. Jack’s probably involved. Retcon will be.
Can you rec any fics about 9?
I can’t really think of any stellar Sarah Jane fics. Sad.
Would two and six make a good couple?
It’s Rose and Nine. Need I go into more detail?
Five/nine or five/ten? Why?
Ianto/Sarah Jane or Ianto/Tosh. Hmm. The first would be cute, maybe, in an “Ianto-in-over-his-head” sort of way. The second I’ve actually written, and love.
What would happen if seven walked in on two and twelve having sex?
If Donna walked in on Gwen and Rose getting it on, she’d be loudly and verbally shocked, then get invited to join in.
Make up a summary for a three/ten fic
Her time at Torchwood was short, but Martha couldn’t forget the shy computer wizard who had stolen her heart so easily… Sorry guyz I sux @ sumarys.
Is there any such thing as one/eight fluff?
Ten/Mickey fluff. If there isn’t, there sure as heck should be.
Suggest a title for a seven/twelve hurt/comfort fic
Donna/Gwen… “Oy, Mate!, or The Dangers of Toying with the Object of the Redhead’s Affections.”
What kind of plot device would you use if you wanted four to deflower one?
Hee… Ten/Jack first time fic. Does there actually have to be a plot device other than the innate Harkness charm? Does there even have to be a plot? I am such a terrible person.
Does anyone on your friends list read seven slash?
Donna slash, huh? I have no idea.
Does anyone on your friends list read three het?
Oh, I’m sure we’ve all indulged in some angsty Martha/Ten fic at some point…
Does anyone on your list write or draw eleven?
Jigglykat has done both. Go her.
Would anyone on your friends list write two/four/five?
Rose/Jack/Ianto. Utopia? I’m handing this little gem to you.
What might ten scream at a moment of great passion?
Let’s see…something in Japanese, some great poetic line…okay, probably profanity. Or…
”I love you, Ianto!”
If you wrote a song-fic about eight, which song would you choose?
Mickey, Mickey… “Hound Dog,” by Elvis. Because I’m evil.
If you wrote a one/six/twelve fic, what would the warnings be?
Ten/Nine/Gwen? The heck? Well, slash, I guess, um…universal implosion because of a paradoxical shagging? It’s just too weird.
What might be a good pick-up line for two to use on ten?
“I’ve got this necklace that…” Okay, okay… “I want to examine your harddrive.”
When was the last time you read a fic about five?
I haven’t seen good Ianto fic in forever! What’s the deal?
What is six's super-sekrit kink?
Nine, Nine, Nine. Erm… Mechanical terminology counts as dirty talk for him.
Would eleven shag nine? Drunk or sober?
Owen would shag anyone, drunk or sober, but I’m pretty sure Sarah Jane would have to be fairly inebriated to stand him.
If three and seven get together, who tops?
Donna and Martha take turns.
'One and nine are in a happy relationship until nine suddenly runs off with four. One, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with eleven and a brief unhappy affair with twelve, then follows the wise advice of five and finds true love with three.' What title would you give this fic? Name three people on your friends list who might read it. Name one person who should write it.
'Ten and Sarah Jane are in a happy relationship until Sarah Jane suddenly runs off with Jack Harkness. Ten, heart-broken, has a hot one-night stand with Owen and a brief unhappy affair with Gwen Cooper, then follows the wise advice of Ianto Jones and finds true love with Martha Jones.'
This almost sounds plausible, in a crazy sort of way. Titles? How about “TARDIS Blues” for sake of sheer cheesiness? Me, Utopia, and probably Jigglykat would read it, especially of dark_aegis wrote it.
How would you feel if seven/eight was canon?
Donna/Mickey? They’d fight a lot, but it might work. Jake would hate them both, poor kid.
1. The Doctor (Ten)
2. Rose Tyler
3. Martha Jones
4. Jack Harkness
5. Ianto Jones
6. The Doctor (Nine)
7. Donna Noble
8. Mickey Smith
9. Sarah Jane Smith
10. Toshiko Sato
11. Owen Harper
12. Gwen Cooper
Have you ever read a six/eleven fic? Do you want to?
Nine/Owen? I haven’t seen one, but somebody should write it. The snark!
Do you think four is hot? How hot?
Um, it’s Jack. Jack is a hotness level of his own.
What would happen if twelve got eight pregnant?
If Gwen knocked up Mickey, the Doctor would have to save the universe from implosion. Jack’s probably involved. Retcon will be.
Can you rec any fics about 9?
I can’t really think of any stellar Sarah Jane fics. Sad.
Would two and six make a good couple?
It’s Rose and Nine. Need I go into more detail?
Five/nine or five/ten? Why?
Ianto/Sarah Jane or Ianto/Tosh. Hmm. The first would be cute, maybe, in an “Ianto-in-over-his-head” sort of way. The second I’ve actually written, and love.
What would happen if seven walked in on two and twelve having sex?
If Donna walked in on Gwen and Rose getting it on, she’d be loudly and verbally shocked, then get invited to join in.
Make up a summary for a three/ten fic
Her time at Torchwood was short, but Martha couldn’t forget the shy computer wizard who had stolen her heart so easily… Sorry guyz I sux @ sumarys.
Is there any such thing as one/eight fluff?
Ten/Mickey fluff. If there isn’t, there sure as heck should be.
Suggest a title for a seven/twelve hurt/comfort fic
Donna/Gwen… “Oy, Mate!, or The Dangers of Toying with the Object of the Redhead’s Affections.”
What kind of plot device would you use if you wanted four to deflower one?
Hee… Ten/Jack first time fic. Does there actually have to be a plot device other than the innate Harkness charm? Does there even have to be a plot? I am such a terrible person.
Does anyone on your friends list read seven slash?
Donna slash, huh? I have no idea.
Does anyone on your friends list read three het?
Oh, I’m sure we’ve all indulged in some angsty Martha/Ten fic at some point…
Does anyone on your list write or draw eleven?
Jigglykat has done both. Go her.
Would anyone on your friends list write two/four/five?
Rose/Jack/Ianto. Utopia? I’m handing this little gem to you.
What might ten scream at a moment of great passion?
Let’s see…something in Japanese, some great poetic line…okay, probably profanity. Or…
”I love you, Ianto!”
If you wrote a song-fic about eight, which song would you choose?
Mickey, Mickey… “Hound Dog,” by Elvis. Because I’m evil.
If you wrote a one/six/twelve fic, what would the warnings be?
Ten/Nine/Gwen? The heck? Well, slash, I guess, um…universal implosion because of a paradoxical shagging? It’s just too weird.
What might be a good pick-up line for two to use on ten?
“I’ve got this necklace that…” Okay, okay… “I want to examine your harddrive.”
When was the last time you read a fic about five?
I haven’t seen good Ianto fic in forever! What’s the deal?
What is six's super-sekrit kink?
Nine, Nine, Nine. Erm… Mechanical terminology counts as dirty talk for him.
Would eleven shag nine? Drunk or sober?
Owen would shag anyone, drunk or sober, but I’m pretty sure Sarah Jane would have to be fairly inebriated to stand him.
If three and seven get together, who tops?
Donna and Martha take turns.
'One and nine are in a happy relationship until nine suddenly runs off with four. One, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with eleven and a brief unhappy affair with twelve, then follows the wise advice of five and finds true love with three.' What title would you give this fic? Name three people on your friends list who might read it. Name one person who should write it.
'Ten and Sarah Jane are in a happy relationship until Sarah Jane suddenly runs off with Jack Harkness. Ten, heart-broken, has a hot one-night stand with Owen and a brief unhappy affair with Gwen Cooper, then follows the wise advice of Ianto Jones and finds true love with Martha Jones.'
This almost sounds plausible, in a crazy sort of way. Titles? How about “TARDIS Blues” for sake of sheer cheesiness? Me, Utopia, and probably Jigglykat would read it, especially of dark_aegis wrote it.
How would you feel if seven/eight was canon?
Donna/Mickey? They’d fight a lot, but it might work. Jake would hate them both, poor kid.