Lord of the Rings - The Crack Meme
I have to do three of these: one for LotR, one for Harry Potter, and one for Doctor Who. So my flist doesn't hate me, I'll try to space them out. Still, it's fun!
Pick twelve characters and answer the following questions. Don't look ahead.
1. Frodo Baggins
2. Sam Gamgee
3. Merry Brandybuck
4. Pippin Took
5. Rosie Cotton
6. Legolas
7. Aragorn
8. Boromir
9. Gandalf
10. Gimli
11. Eowyn
12. Faramir
Have you ever read a six/eleven fic? Do you want to?
Legolas/Eowyn? I’ve never seen one, but I’m certain one exists.
Do you think four is hot? How hot?
Pippin Took - Hottest Took of all the Tooks.
What would happen if twelve got eight pregnant?
Faramir knocks up Boromir. That is so sick and wrong, even for an m-preg.
Can you rec any fics about 9?
Gandalf? A Place for Gandalf by dreamflower_02 is my fave.
Would two and six make a good couple?
Sam and Legolas, eh? Actually, it kind of happens in my fic ‘Tales of Tragedy and Woe and Sometimes, Manly Bonding.’ You know, Sam loves the Elves…
Five/nine or five/ten? Why?
Rosie/Gandalf or Rosie/Gimli? Oh, lord. I’m gonna say Rosie/Gimli, because any hobbit + Gandalf = squick. Eugh. I need to bathe now.
What would happen if seven walked in on two and twelve having sex?
If Aragorn walked in on Sam and Faramir, he’d be utterly shocked at both of them, Faramir would be embarrassed, Sam would be humiliated but defend Faramir very indignantly, which would lead to cuddling of Sam by Faramir and a bemused but accepting Aragorn. Whew.
Make up a summary for a three/ten fic
In Rivendell, Merry is fascinated by the tales of Gimli, son of Gloin. Soon, his love for the tales gently turns to something else… Oh, I need another shower.
Is there any such thing as one/eight fluff?
Frodo/Boromir fluff. You know, I have no idea. Angst, yes; fluff, not so sure.
Suggest a title for a seven/twelve hurt/comfort fic
Aragorn/Faramir… A Soldier’s Wounds, Healing Hands, Forbidden Love in Minas Tirith…
What kind of plot device would you use if you wanted four to deflower one?
Pippin deflowering Frodo? LOL!!! Ale. Lots of ale. And probably some sort of drinking game that leads to Frodo admitting his virginity, and indignant!Pippin deciding to take care of that right away…
Does anyone on your friends list read seven slash?
Aragorn slash is pretty common. I’m sure someone does.
Does anyone on your friends list read three het?
I’m writing some Merry het in “The Quiet Hobbit,” and several people on my flist are reading it, so…yes.
Does anyone on your list write or draw eleven?
I have never read an Eowyn fic. *is ashamed*
Would anyone on your friends list write two/four/five?
Sam/Rosie…and Pippin? Rabidsamfan might. I should ask.
What might ten scream at a moment of great passion?
Why Gimli? WHY? *sigh* Um… Something in Dwarvish. I refuse to consider the matter further.
If you wrote a song-fic about eight, which song would you choose?
Boromir, eh? Hmmmm…. Let’s be totally fourteen and say “The Reason” by Hoobastank. Boromir realizes the Ring’s influence on him too late to save his romance with Frodo…I’m making myself sick.
If you wrote a one/six/twelve fic, what would the warnings be?
Frodo/Legolas/Faramir - Slash, cross-species, er…inappropriate use of Elvish rope, leather gauntlets, and hobbit flexibility. Egads.
What might be a good pick-up line for two to use on ten?
Sam and Gimli? Probably, “I’ve got a keg of ale needs tapping.”
When was the last time you read a fic about five?
It was my own. She’s really rocking “The Quiet Hobbit.”
What is six's super-sekrit kink?
Legolas? Cross-dressing. Although it isn’t really a secret after that drunken night in Rivendell.
Would eleven shag nine? Drunk or sober?
If I ever hear of Eowyn shagging Gandalf, there had better be a serious substance abuse problem involved. Blech.
If three and seven get together, who tops?
Aragorn and Merry… Merry, so he doesn’t get squished. Oh, lord.
'One and nine are in a happy relationship until nine suddenly runs off with four. One, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with eleven and a brief unhappy affair with twelve, then follows the wise advice of five and finds true love with three.' What title would you give this fic? Name three people on your friends list who might read it. Name one person who should write it.
'Frodo Baggins and Gandalf are in a happy relationship until Gandalf suddenly runs off with Pippin Took. Frodo, heart-broken, has a hot one-night stand with Eowyn and a brief unhappy affair with Faramir, then follows the wise advice of Rosie Cottons and finds true love with Merry Brandybuck.' Egads. As the Shire Turns? I’m so freaked out by Pippin/Gandalf here, I can barely think. I don’t think anybody would write it, so nobody could read it. *shudder*
How would you feel if seven/eight was canon?
Aragorn/Boromir? It is. Isn’t it?
Pick twelve characters and answer the following questions. Don't look ahead.
1. Frodo Baggins
2. Sam Gamgee
3. Merry Brandybuck
4. Pippin Took
5. Rosie Cotton
6. Legolas
7. Aragorn
8. Boromir
9. Gandalf
10. Gimli
11. Eowyn
12. Faramir
Have you ever read a six/eleven fic? Do you want to?
Legolas/Eowyn? I’ve never seen one, but I’m certain one exists.
Do you think four is hot? How hot?
Pippin Took - Hottest Took of all the Tooks.
What would happen if twelve got eight pregnant?
Faramir knocks up Boromir. That is so sick and wrong, even for an m-preg.
Can you rec any fics about 9?
Gandalf? A Place for Gandalf by dreamflower_02 is my fave.
Would two and six make a good couple?
Sam and Legolas, eh? Actually, it kind of happens in my fic ‘Tales of Tragedy and Woe and Sometimes, Manly Bonding.’ You know, Sam loves the Elves…
Five/nine or five/ten? Why?
Rosie/Gandalf or Rosie/Gimli? Oh, lord. I’m gonna say Rosie/Gimli, because any hobbit + Gandalf = squick. Eugh. I need to bathe now.
What would happen if seven walked in on two and twelve having sex?
If Aragorn walked in on Sam and Faramir, he’d be utterly shocked at both of them, Faramir would be embarrassed, Sam would be humiliated but defend Faramir very indignantly, which would lead to cuddling of Sam by Faramir and a bemused but accepting Aragorn. Whew.
Make up a summary for a three/ten fic
In Rivendell, Merry is fascinated by the tales of Gimli, son of Gloin. Soon, his love for the tales gently turns to something else… Oh, I need another shower.
Is there any such thing as one/eight fluff?
Frodo/Boromir fluff. You know, I have no idea. Angst, yes; fluff, not so sure.
Suggest a title for a seven/twelve hurt/comfort fic
Aragorn/Faramir… A Soldier’s Wounds, Healing Hands, Forbidden Love in Minas Tirith…
What kind of plot device would you use if you wanted four to deflower one?
Pippin deflowering Frodo? LOL!!! Ale. Lots of ale. And probably some sort of drinking game that leads to Frodo admitting his virginity, and indignant!Pippin deciding to take care of that right away…
Does anyone on your friends list read seven slash?
Aragorn slash is pretty common. I’m sure someone does.
Does anyone on your friends list read three het?
I’m writing some Merry het in “The Quiet Hobbit,” and several people on my flist are reading it, so…yes.
Does anyone on your list write or draw eleven?
I have never read an Eowyn fic. *is ashamed*
Would anyone on your friends list write two/four/five?
Sam/Rosie…and Pippin? Rabidsamfan might. I should ask.
What might ten scream at a moment of great passion?
Why Gimli? WHY? *sigh* Um… Something in Dwarvish. I refuse to consider the matter further.
If you wrote a song-fic about eight, which song would you choose?
Boromir, eh? Hmmmm…. Let’s be totally fourteen and say “The Reason” by Hoobastank. Boromir realizes the Ring’s influence on him too late to save his romance with Frodo…I’m making myself sick.
If you wrote a one/six/twelve fic, what would the warnings be?
Frodo/Legolas/Faramir - Slash, cross-species, er…inappropriate use of Elvish rope, leather gauntlets, and hobbit flexibility. Egads.
What might be a good pick-up line for two to use on ten?
Sam and Gimli? Probably, “I’ve got a keg of ale needs tapping.”
When was the last time you read a fic about five?
It was my own. She’s really rocking “The Quiet Hobbit.”
What is six's super-sekrit kink?
Legolas? Cross-dressing. Although it isn’t really a secret after that drunken night in Rivendell.
Would eleven shag nine? Drunk or sober?
If I ever hear of Eowyn shagging Gandalf, there had better be a serious substance abuse problem involved. Blech.
If three and seven get together, who tops?
Aragorn and Merry… Merry, so he doesn’t get squished. Oh, lord.
'One and nine are in a happy relationship until nine suddenly runs off with four. One, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with eleven and a brief unhappy affair with twelve, then follows the wise advice of five and finds true love with three.' What title would you give this fic? Name three people on your friends list who might read it. Name one person who should write it.
'Frodo Baggins and Gandalf are in a happy relationship until Gandalf suddenly runs off with Pippin Took. Frodo, heart-broken, has a hot one-night stand with Eowyn and a brief unhappy affair with Faramir, then follows the wise advice of Rosie Cottons and finds true love with Merry Brandybuck.' Egads. As the Shire Turns? I’m so freaked out by Pippin/Gandalf here, I can barely think. I don’t think anybody would write it, so nobody could read it. *shudder*
How would you feel if seven/eight was canon?
Aragorn/Boromir? It is. Isn’t it?