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Ok, so, I'd like to apoligize for Allie's post in general. Lord knows what that girl is thinking. Ever. So here is a, uh, more sober version of that story.
So first was callbacks, which went swimmingly. And I thought Emi and Eliza were coming over right after so I figured Han and I would invite over the rest of the people with callbacks and we could all be one big happy family.
But that didn't quite work out...
Ok, first Emi left. And I called her when I got home, and she never called back. So I assumed Eliza wasn't coming either. So I was like. Ok. Here we go. So Han and I went through the phone book and basically called everyone. Over an interestingly short amount time. Because, about one half hour later Xander and Will were outside (just as a half-naked oh-so-muddy Jeremy Philips and Avery were arriving...) they were outside the Avalon. So they came up, and then Han came up. And then we talked about all my various X-men stuff because I'm a DORK and I'm obsessed. And then we talked about how people who share bathing suits get SCABBIES.
So then we all went down to get Jessie Dennett and go swimming. But first Will ate some bread, a popsicle, and a year old health bar. Sweet. Then we were all sitting at this table trying to decide who should jump in first. So we ended up playing strip-around-the-word which didn't really count as strip because when you lost you just took off your clothes and went in with your bathing suit on. And then Oggy and Allie showed up while me, Xander and Han were still in the pool. Teaching Han how to play Marco Polo because he never had before. So we taught him. Shibby.
*around the world with food*
Will- Hamburgers
Xander- Pizza
Allison- Ice cream
Jessie- French Fries
Han- ...uh, j- kdpgf OH FUUCK YOU!! YOU TOOK MY ANSWER!!
Then we went back to my apartment, dried, changed, got some blankets and left again. We then proceeded to spend 37$ on junk food/ caution tape/ baseballs/ Weekly World News at Tedeshci's. Or however you spell it, shut up. Then we had a picnic at the park. And, despite the bugs, it was a lot of fun. We played many games such as...
1) Throw the ball even though we're all theatre kids so obvi we're too afraid to catch it because it's dark and we can't see.
2) Rape Allie Young.
3) Make Allie talk like Borat. By raping her some more.
4) Ten fingers. (ps- I won. YES!!)
5) Hot seat.
6) Let's go talk to sketchy boys in the woods and feel up Minnie.
So then Eliza calls, and she's like "I'm outside" and I'm like "that's interesting because...I'm not inside" so blah blah conversation and she eventually finds her way to the park with us. And we have a little sex. Well, a lot of sex.
Then we decide it's time we should go home because it's really really dark and there are a lot of bugs. So we go back to the Avalon and watch Will and Xander play pool. Which is not actually interesting at all. But we watched anyway. And then we watched the F-word. And then Allie made a really stupid entry. And then we watched Silence of the Lambs. And then we got kicked out.
So we said goodbye to Laura, Eliza, Will and Xander. But not before one more round of Truth or Dare. Which just involved a shirtless lap dance. Standing. From Will. For Xander. With his mom watching. HOT.
Then Han went home to sleep and me, Allie, and Jessie went into my room and we sort of talked for a while about a lot of varying things before doing some more varying stuff ending with me, them, and my brother lying on the couch watching the Reggae channel and falling asleep braless at like 4:30 in the morning. And then are my favorite people ever and I love them ahhhh! What a Adajvy or like Vadajy, Jadavy...night.
What color are your nipples?
The morning- Jess had to go get her unibrow waxed, and Allie and I are lazy asses so we slept for a mad long time. And we watched Sponge Bob and Fairly Odd Parents and then some Spiderman and then we watched X-men. The TV show. The best. And then she had to leave. So I'm here. Writing this. And I'm mad tired.
Han- "Ok, ok, never have I ever...done anything with an animal from another species"
And the lack of ice cream today is lame.
And Han can't speak English.
And he still can't...
the end.
So first was callbacks, which went swimmingly. And I thought Emi and Eliza were coming over right after so I figured Han and I would invite over the rest of the people with callbacks and we could all be one big happy family.
But that didn't quite work out...
Ok, first Emi left. And I called her when I got home, and she never called back. So I assumed Eliza wasn't coming either. So I was like. Ok. Here we go. So Han and I went through the phone book and basically called everyone. Over an interestingly short amount time. Because, about one half hour later Xander and Will were outside (just as a half-naked oh-so-muddy Jeremy Philips and Avery were arriving...) they were outside the Avalon. So they came up, and then Han came up. And then we talked about all my various X-men stuff because I'm a DORK and I'm obsessed. And then we talked about how people who share bathing suits get SCABBIES.
So then we all went down to get Jessie Dennett and go swimming. But first Will ate some bread, a popsicle, and a year old health bar. Sweet. Then we were all sitting at this table trying to decide who should jump in first. So we ended up playing strip-around-the-word which didn't really count as strip because when you lost you just took off your clothes and went in with your bathing suit on. And then Oggy and Allie showed up while me, Xander and Han were still in the pool. Teaching Han how to play Marco Polo because he never had before. So we taught him. Shibby.
*around the world with food*
Will- Hamburgers
Xander- Pizza
Allison- Ice cream
Jessie- French Fries
Han- ...uh, j- kdpgf OH FUUCK YOU!! YOU TOOK MY ANSWER!!
Then we went back to my apartment, dried, changed, got some blankets and left again. We then proceeded to spend 37$ on junk food/ caution tape/ baseballs/ Weekly World News at Tedeshci's. Or however you spell it, shut up. Then we had a picnic at the park. And, despite the bugs, it was a lot of fun. We played many games such as...
1) Throw the ball even though we're all theatre kids so obvi we're too afraid to catch it because it's dark and we can't see.
2) Rape Allie Young.
3) Make Allie talk like Borat. By raping her some more.
4) Ten fingers. (ps- I won. YES!!)
5) Hot seat.
6) Let's go talk to sketchy boys in the woods and feel up Minnie.
So then Eliza calls, and she's like "I'm outside" and I'm like "that's interesting because...I'm not inside" so blah blah conversation and she eventually finds her way to the park with us. And we have a little sex. Well, a lot of sex.
Then we decide it's time we should go home because it's really really dark and there are a lot of bugs. So we go back to the Avalon and watch Will and Xander play pool. Which is not actually interesting at all. But we watched anyway. And then we watched the F-word. And then Allie made a really stupid entry. And then we watched Silence of the Lambs. And then we got kicked out.
So we said goodbye to Laura, Eliza, Will and Xander. But not before one more round of Truth or Dare. Which just involved a shirtless lap dance. Standing. From Will. For Xander. With his mom watching. HOT.
Then Han went home to sleep and me, Allie, and Jessie went into my room and we sort of talked for a while about a lot of varying things before doing some more varying stuff ending with me, them, and my brother lying on the couch watching the Reggae channel and falling asleep braless at like 4:30 in the morning. And then are my favorite people ever and I love them ahhhh! What a Adajvy or like Vadajy, Jadavy...night.
What color are your nipples?
The morning- Jess had to go get her unibrow waxed, and Allie and I are lazy asses so we slept for a mad long time. And we watched Sponge Bob and Fairly Odd Parents and then some Spiderman and then we watched X-men. The TV show. The best. And then she had to leave. So I'm here. Writing this. And I'm mad tired.
Han- "Ok, ok, never have I ever...done anything with an animal from another species"
And the lack of ice cream today is lame.
And Han can't speak English.
And he still can't...
the end.