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yesterday/today were excellent.
THE POND SWIMMING: to start yesterday off, i played some wicked sweet pool basketball at steve's pool. there were 20 frogs in his pool, mostly dead. i threw some of them at trees. then, dan picked me up and i drove around in my mom's car and then i went to turee pond and we met kevin bosse there. then we got into our speedos and jammers and what-not. i was wearing a nice knee length black getup with a candy striper bikini style suit over it. it was amaaaaazing. i had to pee, and then i peed in the pond. there was lots of yucky stuff in the pond. i felt slimy. then we walked back through bow on whiterock with out speedos on. a guy honked at us and yelled "nice legs!" then circled back and drove by us again. some old man asked us if we had just gone for a swim, and i told him he looked as if he had jsut gotten out of a bathtub full of rainbows. i don't think he knew how to respond to that.
THE SWIM PRACTICE: then, i went to swim practice and there was a scuba diving lesson going on in the same pool. it was creepy because you'd just be swimming, and all of a sudden you'd look down and someone would be staring up at you. so me and dan went down with them and had an underwater teaparty with some of them that were sitting in a circle.
THE SLEEPOVER: that night, brian slept over. he was supposed to leave at 8, but he shut off the alarm in his sleep and ended up sleeping until 12. i threw my cat at him but he didnt wake up. then i threw a water bottle at his butt and he woke up. then we made pancakes. my pancakes sucked. i couldnt find marshmallows or chocolate chips to put in them. i was pissed. then we went to wendy's. i got a large frosty. they didnt have booths, and i can't eat at fast food places if they don't have booths, so we ate in brian's car. then we went to market days, which blew lots of smelly ass. i bought a coke from heather.
THE SWIM MEET: then we went to the malllllll!!! it was supreme. but right after we got tehre i realized i was already late for warmups at my swim meet. OOPS! so we went to my swim meet and dan was there and his hyperactive siblings. and harrison was there with his street slang and waht not. very few people from bow know harrison, which is a shame. because he is the coolest kid ever and kicked my ass by about 10 seconds in the 100 back... he's 4th in the state though so i'm not too pissed. also, amanda was there whose ass i absolutely destroyed in the 50 free. i got a 28.54 (which isnt bad for the outdoor racquetclub pool which doesnt even have starting blocks). then dan beat me by 2 seconds in the 100 free. pshhhhhhhhhhh. i should've lost by more but he had an off race. dan kicks ass at the 100 free.
THE BOWLING ALLEY: yayyyyy bowling! after the swim meet, me and brian and dan and amanda were going to go bowling, but yeah, amanda decided she couldnt come so it was just me and brian and dan. brian loaned me socks. yayyyyyy! umm yeah we tried to find bowling with teh big balls (because brian and dan hate candlepin and i kick ass at candlepin) but instead we probably found the awesomest, sketchiest, seediest joint in all of the french section of manchester. it was called King Lanes and it happened to be glowbowling night. there were only us, and 5 guys celebrating they're friend's 18th birthday. one of them sucked on a helium balloon and said "pistaccio testicles mortal combat." i liked him, and we became friends. i did really good in bowling. sort of. then we were going to meet anna and kerry, but pssshhhh they decided they were poo-farts. so me and brian came back to my pad, and here i am now. excellent? yup.
also, me and brian stole a traffic cone and it now waits in hiding deep in the woods behind my house for the day when it will return and vanquish evil.
i would be skateboarding right NOW if my legs werent fucked over but oh well. and now the long awaited list of places i peed today:
PLACES I PEED LIST:
- Turee Pond
- swimming pool
- hot tub (twice haha)
- inside of the bowling alley (which was gross)
- on the outside of the bowling alley and cars saw me i think
all in all an excellent few days.
SUSIE'S BACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! and i left her a message about haikus on her cell phone that i hope she got.