Just so I can lay claim to your body

[qblackheart]

Title: Just so I can lay claim to your body
Rating: R
Word count: 5,000-ish
Warnings: Language. Jared being a spaz and a dork. Dorkiness in general, really.

Author’s Notes: Based on an episode of New Girl (Episode 4: Naked, which they re-ran Tuesday night). Because all I could see when Schmidt chased after Nick was Jared chasing after Jensen, just to

Comments

[2sexyboys]

hehehe Loved it.

[qblackheart]

\o/ Thank you!

[samantha890]

Holy fuck. Really? How does this fic even exist? How are they so fucking hot talking the way they did? Can I be their roommate too, please?

[qblackheart]

Dude. IKR? I didn't think the girls would turn out so cool. Thanks for reading, babe!

[ajrodriquez]

Outstanding. Even though I love the New Girl, I would gladly watch this show more.
My favorite line would have to be about the penis fights. Boys and their toys, right?
thank you so much for this.

[qblackheart]

I almost busted a gut when I heard that on the show and I thought: Boys. Of course, they'd do frat shit like that, lol. So glad you liked it, babe!

[calijirl5150]

Joins in with the praise - LOVED IT Ya know that you have created a monster though right? Great start to your new verse ;p

[qblackheart]

New 'verse? *looks around* What new 'verse?

I know nothing! Nothing, I say!

Hee! Thanks! :D

[sylsdarkplace]

Saw that ep of NG, and this was a really fun take on it.

[qblackheart]

Awesome! Glad you liked it!