009 - SAY HELLO TO SMURF MD.

Sep 25, 2010 09:23

[Public video.]

[House is sitting in the infirmary at a desk. He looks very blue.

This is not a metaphor, House is physically electric-fucking-blue.

And he's so pissed. But he's at that point just beyond pissed where the situation is so ridiculous that it seems marginally funny.

Elaborate, childish metaphors are his thing, so while much of this seems ( Read more... )

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thegooddrjones September 25 2010, 16:59:34 UTC
Did you become... more blue?

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Private emptyyourself September 25 2010, 19:31:27 UTC
Did he?

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Private thegooddrjones September 25 2010, 19:35:40 UTC
He definitely looks more blue than he did at lunch.

He accused me of doing it, you know.

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Private emptyyourself September 25 2010, 19:55:05 UTC
He's been trying to wash it off, no doubt.

I'm sure you set him to rights. He obviously knows who's to blame now.

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Private thegooddrjones September 25 2010, 20:26:00 UTC
Well, I just asked him why he thought I could have done it.

He tried to wash it off? You hit his soap, then?

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Private emptyyourself September 25 2010, 20:37:49 UTC
I had absolutely nothing to do with this juvenile prank.

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Private-Video thegooddrjones September 25 2010, 20:59:55 UTC
[Martha wants you to see the disbelieving look on her face, Snape.]

Uh. Huh.

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Private-Video emptyyourself September 25 2010, 21:01:15 UTC
[Lineface.]

I'm innocent.

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Private-Video thegooddrjones September 25 2010, 21:02:29 UTC
I believe ya, Severus. Really I do.

[Totally doesn't and is grinning.]

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Private-Video emptyyourself September 25 2010, 21:05:24 UTC
[Have a semi-repressed smirk, then a snort, then all-out laughter.

He really can't believe House went and tried to wash it off.]

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Private-Video thegooddrjones September 25 2010, 21:09:43 UTC
[When he laughed, Martha laughed as well, and she pointed at him quickly.]

I knew it!

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Private-Video - Martha and Snape are assholes. XD emptyyourself September 25 2010, 21:18:43 UTC
[Still smiling a bit, but he has the laughter under control.]

That was not a confession.

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Private-Video - Just a little bit. But she knows it's not really hurting him. thegooddrjones September 25 2010, 21:21:20 UTC
[Besides, House totally started it.]

I believe ya, really.

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Private-Video emptyyourself September 25 2010, 21:26:57 UTC
I suspect this means war, you know.

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Private-Video thegooddrjones September 25 2010, 21:28:20 UTC
I suspect it meant war since he put the tape on your door.

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Private-Video emptyyourself September 25 2010, 21:32:59 UTC
Not if I'd let it rest. Now it's a matter of honor.

[He's about to start laughing again. He clears his throat.]

As much honor as one can have while electric blue.

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