“So basically, I think what I’m asking is, is there something, y’know, wrong with me?” Ray asked in a loud whisper, shrugging a shoulder as he pressed his back up against the tree trunk. “In your opinion.”
Not that Fraser’s opinion when it came to matters of the heart was particularly normal itself.
“Because-and this is scary, Benny. I mean, it doesn
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He gave the girl a sheepish look as he lowered the weapon, getting the butt out of her face.
"No worries. Just be louder next time."
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"Do you normally have your gun on hand to point at anyone with a light step?" she asked, trying her best for a light and airy tone, though her voice remained a little too strained for that.
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"You're only as good as the company you keep," Asher commented once Ray was within earshot. "Just some food for thought."
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Oh God.
Trying to appear normal after his initial terror, Ray reached behind him and shoved his gun into his belt. "...You been there long?"
Ray was pretty keen to find out just how long.
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"Did they not believe in holsters back in your precinct?" Asher asked, motioning to Ray's belt.
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He didn't look freaked out though. Was that a good sign?
"Uh..." He swung his gaze back to Asher, then looked down at himself. "Oh, yeah. They issued me with one. But I figured if I was ever gonna get patted down, I wanted all the action to happen further south."
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Diefenbaker followed, but kept to Ray's side instead since the other man hadn't been the one who just put a damper on his fun.
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"I know, I know," Ray told Dief, sharing his lament and rubbing him behind an ear. "I wanted it for dinner too."
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There had been numerous occasions where Ray had likened Canadians to beings from other planets, but on the island, there actually were beings from other planets.
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After Americans and Italians and Britons and generally everyone that wasn't from Canada.
"Are we done with the hiking now? Can we go get something meaty and sweet? I think I walked off twenty pounds."
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