News bits, August 31
-Lacking in brains:
Naked Male Hula Dancer Tries To Pull Off Stolen Beer Scam.
-Religious types whose rhetoric makes them sound like they lack in brains but I'm sure they believe it the way we believe anything true:
Guns Don’t Kill People; God Does!
-Yeah, because "Sears" is the first company that comes to mind when I think "Lobster":
Nova Scotia lobster for sale on Sears.ca
-At the Dilbert blog, Aroused by Pie
I'm amused by the following:"When a man smells a pumpkin pie, it means there’s a 90% chance a woman baked it. And she must be around here someplace. That’s worth half a boner right there."
Half a boner?
Adams also states, "there’s a good chance the woman who baked it is a pleaser." and "A woman who bakes a pumpkin pie is clearly a little freaky."
Good to know. I know what I'll be buying at the farmer's market.
-And if you hadn't realized it, TODAY IS THE LAST DAY OF AUGUST!
Naked Male Hula Dancer Tries To Pull Off Stolen Beer Scam.
-Religious types whose rhetoric makes them sound like they lack in brains but I'm sure they believe it the way we believe anything true:
Guns Don’t Kill People; God Does!
-Yeah, because "Sears" is the first company that comes to mind when I think "Lobster":
Nova Scotia lobster for sale on Sears.ca
-At the Dilbert blog, Aroused by Pie
I'm amused by the following:"When a man smells a pumpkin pie, it means there’s a 90% chance a woman baked it. And she must be around here someplace. That’s worth half a boner right there."
Half a boner?
Adams also states, "there’s a good chance the woman who baked it is a pleaser." and "A woman who bakes a pumpkin pie is clearly a little freaky."
Good to know. I know what I'll be buying at the farmer's market.
-And if you hadn't realized it, TODAY IS THE LAST DAY OF AUGUST!