i just wasn't made for these times.

[thatsthekicker]

sometimes i just don't feel like i was made for this time period (ironically, i am typing this on a computer). i went to some giant electronic megastore the other day (the kind that sell EVERYTHING. cds, movies, computers, car stereos, cameras, appliances, home theaters, etc.) and i was overwhelmed. who needs all this stuff? i spent half an hour trying to find polaroid film. and everywhere around me people crowded around to find that perfect generic christmas gift for a friend or loved one. people love instant gratification.

polaroid film ages everything thirty years, i swear to god.

happy festivus, everyone.

i'll leave the list-making to pitchfork.