[Les appears onscreen, looking very serious and displeased.]
I've heard better singing on the fucking Gong Show.
[He stands up, holding a remote and he presses a button. The lights dim down and the camera seems to somehow pan back.]
I have to do everything around here.
[Presses another button and suddenly
he gets a beat. A loud one. And the dancing begins.]
Shawwwwtay.
(ooc: We're on a boat :3 Assume it goes from here. But I'm leaving this open so that anyone who wants to join in may :3 If not, assume Les kills this bitch :|)