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≈ 023 [Action]

Apr 21, 2011 16:53

[We have several lovely options for our audience today.

A. Hey, everyone knows Kwan, right? Hong Kong's pet tiger? Australia happens to be pet sitting this afternoon, and so he's out in the front yard, playing with Kwan ( Read more... )

hunting bunyips, drones are fucked up, horrifying, he's so cool?, !regain, you might accidentally get killed

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B vertulpen April 21 2011, 22:02:46 UTC

[Just staring. His pets are so, so much cuter than yours, Aussie.]

Re: B thatsnotaknife April 22 2011, 06:07:13 UTC

[Lies. If it can't kill you, it's not cute.

Australia comes back up for air, the crocodile squirming to get free from his grip as he laughs.]

vertulpen April 22 2011, 06:20:57 UTC

[Still watching. He's unsure if he's rooting for the crocodile or Australia at this point.]

thatsnotaknife April 22 2011, 06:46:30 UTC

[Root for a winner, Netherlands. Root for Australia. They go back under the water and there's some tumbling... And then Australia comes back up, gasping for air.] And let that be a lesson to ya! [The crocodile is swimming away towards the shore, but he's hidden beneath the water so who even knows.]

vertulpen April 22 2011, 13:35:50 UTC

Why is there a crocodile in the pond?

Sorry I'm late. thatsnotaknife April 25 2011, 06:17:47 UTC

[Turns to Netherlands, treading water.] ... Because they're semi-aquatic?

No problem! vertulpen April 25 2011, 06:19:42 UTC

Do you think that answers my question, really.

thatsnotaknife April 25 2011, 06:22:37 UTC

I don't really see how it doesn't. [Swims over.] G'day, Hozzer. Watch your feet.

vertulpen April 25 2011, 13:31:54 UTC

[Crossing his arms, and just a bit of an eye roll.]

Hallo. So how many people has it eaten in the park?

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