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[We have several lovely options for our audience today.
A. Hey, everyone knows Kwan, right? Hong Kong's pet tiger? Australia happens to be pet sitting this afternoon, and so he's out in the front yard, playing with Kwan.
Playing of course involves wrestling a tiger, shirtless. The shirtless bit is important, but at least he's wearing his shorts and scarf thingy. Kwan leaps to tackle Australia to the ground, claws and fangs at the ready, while Australia laughs.
B. Isn't it a beautiful day? Perfect for a visit to the park. As you walk by the lake, you might notice some strange activity... Out of the water comes Australia, a fully grown saltwater crocodile in his arms that is apparently trying to drown him!]
Come on, you bastard, give up- gurgltnfdskjfljr... [Yes, that is the sound one makes when they are being submerged under water by a crocodile. Google it. He's still shirtless.]
[C. Australia is at the grocery store, wearing a shirt now, pushing a trolley along and looking at a list. He's humming to himself and bopping his head.]
Give me a home among the gum trees~ With lots of plum trees~
[Behind him, walking along quite calmly, is the crocodile. It occasionally snaps at the ankles of any passing drones.]
A. Hey, everyone knows Kwan, right? Hong Kong's pet tiger? Australia happens to be pet sitting this afternoon, and so he's out in the front yard, playing with Kwan.
Playing of course involves wrestling a tiger, shirtless. The shirtless bit is important, but at least he's wearing his shorts and scarf thingy. Kwan leaps to tackle Australia to the ground, claws and fangs at the ready, while Australia laughs.
B. Isn't it a beautiful day? Perfect for a visit to the park. As you walk by the lake, you might notice some strange activity... Out of the water comes Australia, a fully grown saltwater crocodile in his arms that is apparently trying to drown him!]
Come on, you bastard, give up- gurgltnfdskjfljr... [Yes, that is the sound one makes when they are being submerged under water by a crocodile. Google it. He's still shirtless.]
[C. Australia is at the grocery store, wearing a shirt now, pushing a trolley along and looking at a list. He's humming to himself and bopping his head.]
Give me a home among the gum trees~ With lots of plum trees~
[Behind him, walking along quite calmly, is the crocodile. It occasionally snaps at the ankles of any passing drones.]