aladdin shows some arabic pride;

[thatrapscallion]

You know, there's been a lot of craziness on these pages lately, and the primary byproduct I've been noticing is that the Aesopeans have been placed up on some sort of pedestal as the 'best' Tale group.

Now, I don't want to stir anything up - the Aesopeans are a perfectly boring nice group of Tales. Some of my best friends are Aesopeans, I swear!

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[dontcallmespot]

Dude, lame.

[thatrapscallion]

Hey, I said some of my best friends are Aesopeans!

I'm just trying to make sure dues are given where they're deserved, is all.

[dontcallmespot]

You guys are boring. Aesopians get into heist-like situations.

[thatrapscallion]

Uh, dude? Aesopeans are hostages in heist-like situations.

If there had been an Arabic involved, he not only would have been pulling the heist, he would have totally gotten away with it and had a torrid sexual affair with George!

[dontcallmespot]

Dude, you weren't even there. George and Evan pulled some mad escapee techniques. They did like James Bond does when he gets captured by evil overlords. I would know, I had front row seats.

Plus, no one's even HEARD of most of your tales.

[thatrapscallion]

Oh, please. They didn't escape! They came out with all the other hostages, plain as plain can be.

Oh yeah? And where's your Disney movie, hmm? Cause we've got, like, at least two under our belt so far. And if the rest are on the down-low, it's just because we're super stealth.

[dontcallmespot]

No dude, they like made out and decieved the gunmen with their lusty ways and stuff. It was hot.

Two? My ass. If there were more than one Disney movie with hot cartoon arabian princesses, I'd know about it. And besides, you're bragging about being a cartoon that dances and sings? Gaaaaay.

[thatrapscallion]

I am certainly not one to withhold mad props for the act of making out with George, but aside from being hot beyond all measure, what did that really accomplish? NOTHING!

SINBAD, yo!

[dontcallmespot]

That's because it's BEYOND YOUR MEAGER ARABIC POWERS OF COMPREHENSION.

And Sinbad has never been in a Disney movie. He was good in Houseguest though, I'll give you that. But I FAIL TO SEE THE POINT.

[thatrapscallion]

Are we really going to talk about meager powers of comprehension, here? Because I know you've mastered 'sit' and 'roll over', but...

Sinbad the SAILOR, not the COMEDIAN! Jeez!

[dontcallmespot]

Guess we have something in common then, because I seem to remember something about Alladin having FLEAS.

[thatrapscallion]

Okay, the film wasn't entirely accurate - there were some liberties taken and

Wait. Did you just admit to having fleas??

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[eemakha]

I'm not in the Disney movies.

[thatrapscallion]

A glaring oversight!

Maybe its because they're still working on your own solo film?