Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
Last Monday I bought porn for
gprunnerman (10 points). Last Friday I didn't flush (-1 points). Last month I had a shoot-out with rival gang lords on the 5 near LA (-76 points). Last Sunday I pushed
tresmaritimus2 in the mud (-17 points). In July I put gum in
pi2infinity's hair (-12 points). Last Thursday I ruled Canada as a cruel and heartless dictator (-700 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-796 points). For Christmas I deserve a spanking!
Sincerely,
thatquietone