Life of a rusty nail...

Sep 15, 2004 18:17


"Hi, my name is Rusty, and I'm a nail. I live outside thatnewone's apartment building. Well, I used to be a nail, now I'm an entity of rust in the shape of a nail. So, I live outside his apartment, in the grass, that never gets cut, burried deep deep in the brush. One day, Lou was walking outside and I just so happend to be pointing directly up, and he steps on me, and I penitrate his foam flip-flop. And had I been 1 cm. longer, I would have penirtrated his bare foot, embedding a nice layer of tetnus in his foot. Thus, causing him to get a tetnus shot. He then picked me out of his flip-flop and threw me on the ground so I can poke and prod another unsuspecting victim."

Yeah - fucking nail almost gave me tetnus. My foot feels kind of funny, but I think that is a mind over matter situation. So - do I get a tetnus shot, just to be on the okay side? Avoid the doctors office at all costs, like I normally do, or just pay no mind to it, and have my foot fall off? I think I'll ignore it, I don't remember seeing any rust on the top part of my flip-flop, so I'll be safe, don't you worry.

I saw Franz Ferdinand last night. Really awesome show. I mean, it was really really awesome. The Futureheads were okay, nothing to be like "OMG WTF!" about. Then, The Delays went on stage, and rocked the fucking hizzouse. Then, after what seemed like forever and a day, Franz Ferdinand came on, and opened with Cheating on You, I think it was. Then played 40 Feet, then a lot of other songs, and a couple I hadn't heard before. The crowd was very decent, certain parts of my anatomy weren't being squished and grinded against the rail, that I was lucky enough to be standing against. I was lucky enough to be right up front, on the right side, where the bassists usually play. I made frequent eye contact with FF's bassist. It was kind of weird, but he was rocking like whoa, and also had on some killer boots, which I was wanting to shout at him, but didn't get the chance. The highlight of the show was "Michael" which I have mixed feelings about, because it's a really great song, but has an ugly name. No offense to the good Mike's and Michaels out there. There is really just one, that has twisted into an ugly biased against the name. Anyway - the peeps went crazy during Take Me Out, and Michael. The encore consisted of some new song, and THIS FIRE!!!!!!! Which I realized they hadn't played when they went off-stage before the encore. And I was like "OMG WTF! They are going to end with it!" And they did, my head nearly fell off there was so much awesome ooooozing from the stage. I "WOOOOOOOOOOOO"ed. danced, and clapped the night away.

I then finished the night with some tacos.

-Dust.

I also failed a math exam due to not studying because I had a prior commitment of seeing Franz Ferdinand the night before the concert. And it was well fucking worth it. WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
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