Snarcasm Weekly {#7}
(after living for some time in the mess of boxes and clothes that Jess has created)
LUKE: I can’t relax. I can’t sleep. I’m having nightmares about being chased around by boxes with arms and they tackle me and pile clothing on top of my face and secure it around my head with packing tape and I’m just lying there choking while you’re sitting in the corner laughing, putting gel in your hair with a switchblade!!!
JESS: Should I be putting a tongue depressor in your mouth right about now?
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...Luke's entire rant is hilarious but the switchblade thing KILLS.ME.EVERY.TIME.